We managed to conjure a few names up which we imagine would like to think of themselves as right Charlie Potatoes and we did unearth a list of apparent top scots.
Here is an exert from the diary, watch out for some big name dropping, if you still have the will to live past the 1st paragraph.
btw, she brought a book out, with 365 enteries like this
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MONDAY
Off up north with mum for a couple of days. She is in need of a break, having just built a house, moved into it and done her neck in. We head to Gleneagles who do us a winter deal deluxe, so we are in a state of high excitement.
The guy who greets us is called Louis - my son's name. He says: "Hello, I know your face. You write that column in the Sunday Mail, don't you?" "Yes," I say, wondering if I am going to get a lecture about my bad behaviour. "My son Louis reads it, too!" he says . "My son is called Louis, your son is called Louis and you're called Louis!" I exclaim, asking if he has any other children. He has another son so I ask if he's called Louis, too? He says: "Naw, I couldn't have them both called..." then he realises I am pulling his leg. Great fun
YAWN! Smashing, thanks for that!?
Now, here is the best bit, below is a link to the crème de la crème of Scottish movers and shakers who according to a daily newspaper are the most influential people in Scotland.
God help us all!!
7 MICHELLE DUNCAN
NEW ENTRY She got her break in television playing a Scottish receptionist in EastEnders. “Yip, that’s right, you know her, played the stereotypical drunk and agressive scottish receptionist in Dr Leggs Surgery” SHE'S SIZZLING BECAUSE her acting credits include Doctor Who, Sugar Rush and Sea Of Souls. Michelle, 27, also impressed as Lady Diana Spencer, above, in Whatever Love Means (I cant honestly say I can place her name or face)
1 JULYAN SINCLAIR LAST YEAR (49) Orkney boy Julyan, 30, has become a favourite on telly and radio.(well that’s debatable) The Bafta winner's (what did he win a bafta for?) career has moved in different directions (most notably downwards) since he returned from broadcasting in Australia and the US. HE'S SIZZLING BECAUSE as a co-host on Scotsport (woooaaaapphhh) and a regular contributor to radio, we'll hear a lot from him in 2006 (Oh No!, not to mention that you canny understand a bloody word he says)
For the full listing of over rated underachievers click here, you'll be surprised by the amount of folk you've never heard of… http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/entertainm ... _page.html