At the weekend I heard about an enxchange of dialect that went on between a chip shop worker and a ned.
Chippy guy - "salt n' vinegar"
Ned - "salt chief.............and pure heavy wi' the sprinkles.
Me and everyone who heard about this has had a sore face laughin at it.
Best one I've heard.
"Eh naw, youd shag anyhin, even the crack a dawn!"
Was in the southern general a week ago when my daughter was born.
A nedette was welcoming her visitors when she told them how
"the weans jist faw oot me noo".
Too much!
but my personal favourite happened to me a few years back, i was asked if i would go into a shop to buy "bevvy" for a wee girl, who offered her friends services to me if i would do so. i believe the offer was a "gobble" in return for a bottle of Grants, which i was to pay for. at this point my wife turned up and said, "your too late, he's already going in for me" which was promptly answered with, "aye well yer fuckin mingin any way, so she'd a bitten yer plooms aff ya prick." as she turned round to kicked her mate in the shins and said "you can ask next time, ah'm fer mare sexy than you ya boot!!"
she couldnt have been any older than 13!
any one else heard any howlers?
