A wee joke

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Re: A wee joke

Postby banjo » Fri Mar 02, 2018 9:22 am

if you can manage to check on an elderly neighbour or relative during the cold snap remember to wear a coat with deep pockets as auld yins always have the best biscuits.
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Re: A wee joke

Postby pingu » Tue Mar 06, 2018 11:08 am

two dundonian ducks flying through the air,

one duck says "quack"

the other says "for gods sake i cannae go ony quacker"

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Re: A wee joke

Postby The Creeping Spleen » Tue Mar 06, 2018 11:31 am

pingu wrote:two dundonian ducks flying through the air,

one duck says "quack"

the other says "for gods sake i cannae go ony quacker"

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Re: A wee joke

Postby banjo » Mon Apr 09, 2018 2:43 pm

bought a painting from china on e bay,it arrived safely, carefully covered in about ten metres of bubblewrap.once hung I asked the wife what should I do with all this bubblewrap.just pop it in the cupboard under the stairs she said.four hours it took me.
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Re: A wee joke

Postby pingu » Thu Apr 12, 2018 11:06 am

what do you call a donkey with one leg shorter than the rest?

A wonky.


what do you call a donkey with one leg shorter than the rest and a twitch in its eye?

A winky wonky.


what do you call a donkey with one leg shorter than the rest and a twitch in its eye that is really good at playing the piano?

a winky wonky honky tonky donkey.
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Re: A wee joke

Postby The Creeping Spleen » Thu Apr 12, 2018 11:25 am

Teacher is giving the class a lesson in geography.

"Now then, where is Santa Fe?"
"Please Miss, Santa's fae the North Pole."
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