Nae luck! Imagine those two, G & B chasing anybody oot a pub. :)!
I was at NK from '65 to '71 so some of your teachers will be new to me. We were the last year at Senior Secondary level, after the summer break NK became Comprehensive.
Only story that springs to mind just now was the English teacher who didn't give you the belt when you hadn't done your homework. He smoked Capstan Full Strength and his punishment was he'd breath right into your face and if you flinched from the stoor coming out his mouth you got the belt! If you didn't you lived to transgress another day.
You can take the man out of Maryhill, but you can't take Maryhill out of the man.