Not really interesting facts about yourself

[Doorstop]

Going on the bike (just been actually)

Knocking my pan in at the gym (coming soon)

Kicking myself for having the utter cunt taken out of me by the female of the species (yet again)

Probably getting a bit drunk (when the sun is in the appropriate declination, yardarm wise)

That is all.

[Boxer6]

Now 3 days post-crash, and without my car. No aches or pains (other than those inflicted by this horrible bed I'm using while here), only a profound ache in my soul.

The car of which I speak.

[HollowHorn]

Kicking myself for having the utter cunt taken out of me by the female of the species (yet again)

You been wearing yir mankini down the gym again?

[Lone Groover]

Kicking myself for having the utter cunt taken out of me by the female of the species (yet again)

That is all.

Please specify species.

[HollowHorn]

The ones with girly bits.

[Josef]

The ones with girly bits.

Excellent. That narrows it down to beasties higher up the chain than flatworms then. Ta, HH.

[Lone Groover]

The ones with girly bits.

Gorrilly bits

[Josef]

The ones with girly bits.

Gorrilly bits

Ah, Bush Meat. Makes sense now.

[HollowHorn]

Excellent. That narrows it down to beasties higher up the chain than flatworms then. Ta, HH.

Haw’d the boat, haw’d the boat! If DS has had the utter cunt taken out of him by the female of the species, one would hope that he was referring to the girly bitted version of the human species, or are you suggesting that girly flatworms & other girly beasties higher up the chain would be taking the mick from our beloved cornflake box headed mucker no matter what style of crotch hugging apparel he was wearing down the gym?

[HollowHorn]

Mods, please move this to the 'Girly' thread.

[Josef]

Excellent. That narrows it down to beasties higher up the chain than flatworms then. Ta, HH.

Haw’d the boat, haw’d the boat! If DS has had the utter cunt taken out of him by the female of the species, one would hope that he was referring to the girly bitted version of the human species, or are you suggesting that girly flatworms & other girly beasties higher up the chain would be taking the mick from our beloved cornflake box headed mucker no matter what style of crotch hugging apparel he was wearing down the gym?

The big man is no species-ist. So long as it wriggles nicely, he's on the case.

[Doorstop]

I'm genuinely laughing for the first time in an age .. thank you

[HelenD]

Wow! A transit of Venus and an emptying of the bins by the council*, all in the same week!

How long before we see either of these again...

(*I'm assuming it wasn't the fairies at the bottom of the garden being fed up with the smell and throwing the rubbish over the neighbour's fence.)

[RDR]

Put up two 'bug' houses in the garden in the rain. The neighbours probably think we are a bit mental.

[Dot]

Has anyone on here ever had chilled red wine and I mean red not rose?

While out at the shops yesterday I spotted some on a shelf and it said it should be served chilled.
I set it in the fridge and later on I was getting a look from my OH like I had lost the plot altogether.
Had some last night and it was really very nice.
Tasted kind of sweet with a flavour of summer berries and probably have some more later tonight.