Is there any homeless shelters in Belfast Dot?
There's none down here mainly due to the fact that there doesn't seem to be any homeless people - I think.
On another less but nevertheless outrageous note I read a quote in the local paper about people queuing up for water in Fermanagh and someone complaining - rightfully - that they weren't getting enough supplies - they had small children hadn't washed for days etc
Well some numpty or spokesperson from NIW came up with this gem for an official reply.
"Most people are happy with what we're doing (wrong)... we're doing our best..... you always get one contrary person spoiling it for others "
and that was it
I'm living in Father Ted land