Workplace Hates

[BrigitDoon]

I remember the days before Portaloos on the building site. Someone would dig a hole in the ground, erect three old doors around it and that would be it. Yesterday's copy of the Mirror or Sun would be used as bumfodder.

[Fossil]

Toilet paper

Lack of or quality?

Quality

[flyman]

Leaving your wet clothes up to dry and some bastard moves them so the next day they are still wet.

[Fossil]

are you a frogman?

[flyman]

Well i'm a keen muff diver but ive never had to hang up my wet clothes afterwards does that mean i'm licking the wrong parts?

[Dot]

I hate when people leave spills on kitchen worktop areas and leave bits of food in plughole of sink.
I mean what they do at home is up to them but there is more than one office in the building and some
parts of the building are shared.

[Fat Cat]

More workplace hates:

Jobsworths
Health and Safety maniacs (except when it comes to giving staff decent drinking water, proper space to work in, putting up blinds on windows, getting proper breaks....)
Line managers (whatever happened to supervisors)
Co-ordinators and facilitators (endemic in the NHS - what the fuck do they do?)
Pre meeting meetings
Meetings
Booking meetings
Taking minutes
Managers talking shite
Colleagues talking shite
And, in these days of foot high snow those who proclaim "I'm working from home" Aye sure you are

[rabmania]

More workplace hates:

Jobsworths
Health and Safety maniacs (except when it comes to giving staff decent drinking water, proper space to work in, putting up blinds on windows, getting proper breaks....)
Line managers (whatever happened to supervisors)
Co-ordinators and facilitators (endemic in the NHS - what the fuck do they do?)
Pre meeting meetings
Meetings
Booking meetings
Taking minutes
Managers talking shite
Colleagues talking shite
And, in these days of foot high snow those who proclaim "I'm working from home" Aye sure you are

I once had to attend a meeting about meetings.

[BrigitDoon]

More workplace hates:

Jobsworths
Health and Safety maniacs (except when it comes to giving staff decent drinking water, proper space to work in, putting up blinds on windows, getting proper breaks....)
Line managers (whatever happened to supervisors)
Co-ordinators and facilitators (endemic in the NHS - what the fuck do they do?)
Pre meeting meetings
Meetings
Booking meetings
Taking minutes
Managers talking shite
Colleagues talking shite
And, in these days of foot high snow those who proclaim "I'm working from home" Aye sure you are

I once had to attend a meeting about meetings.

Would I be right in calling such a thing...

...a metameeting?

Too good to be true, surely

[rabmania]

More workplace hates:

Jobsworths
Health and Safety maniacs (except when it comes to giving staff decent drinking water, proper space to work in, putting up blinds on windows, getting proper breaks....)
Line managers (whatever happened to supervisors)
Co-ordinators and facilitators (endemic in the NHS - what the fuck do they do?)
Pre meeting meetings
Meetings
Booking meetings
Taking minutes
Managers talking shite
Colleagues talking shite
And, in these days of foot high snow those who proclaim "I'm working from home" Aye sure you are

I once had to attend a meeting about meetings.

Would I be right in calling such a thing...

...a metameeting?

Too good to be true, surely

Ha! You're right! Brilliant.

[BrigitDoon]

Next move is to build a tongue twister around it. Any takers?

[banjo]

i hate it when someone says,oh theres nothing worse.as in,i couldnt operate the space bar cos there were crumbs in the keyboard...oh theres nothing worse.shit i just broke a nail there...oh theres nothing worse.in fact i am now in danger of thinking that theres nothing worse than hearing someone say...oh theres nothing worse.

[jodieohdoh]

I hate it when the boss decides that two ten minute breaks in an 8 hour day is overdoing things and removes them. Then walks in and says "gosh you look red eyed & tired". Baaargh!!

[Bridie]

Next move is to build a tongue twister around it. Any takers?

Mark & Matti met an married after meeting at a metameeting.....


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[Bridie]

hate backstabbers and stupid managers who listen to them