Just back on Thursday, and here are a few of the things I spotted, strange and otherwise, whilst in Nabq, Sinai.
Roll on Spain in the summer.
Four Poster Sunbathing
Saudi in the distance
Stelios' Easy Cruise Ship was very basic indeed, however it does have the worlds largest Coits court.
Those two shit hawks again! took my gun to them and blew the heads clean of.
Desert Tramp, but I gather they prefer to be called Bedouins, strange old fella this, popped up from nowhere and mysteriously disapeared, could he have been the CIA's no.1 most wanted in disguise
I see he's sporting a crackin pair of Addidas Gazzelle though.
A wee cock Sparra on his winter hols too.
The Big Cheeses Iron Budgie shortly after takeoff and interupting my 40 winks, a strongly worded letter is on it's way.
Took a stroll and came accross a Hotel that was occupied entirely with Ivans, who, may I take this opportuinty to say, are the most ignorant and down right rude race of people I have ever encountered on the face of this earth, it would appear that their idea of entertainment comes in a boxed form.
No, I've still not got a clue as to what go's on in the box, I did however see a man apparently stick his hand up a Crocodiles anus whilst simultaneously insert his other free hand up the rear end of a man with a large hooked nose.
Camp Xray
Following numerous reruns of Old Marx Bros films and the ensuing copycat japes by towns folk the City Fathers enforced a strict "No Harpos Trumpet" law.
There is no escape from them.
Now thats what I call a Camels Toe shot
Glad we didnt book the Bagdhad Hilton accross the road.
A fish, well it was some time ago.
You may notice a pair of flip flops, I have no idea where the owner is, and trust me I was the only one about, we were warned that if we went diving or even snockling at the reef drop off point then the White Tip and Reef sharks are mating at this time of year and could be a bit frisky and up tight.
PS It was blowing a feckn gale and I had trouble standing upright, hence the skewed angle.
The water at this point is knee deep, you have a other 5-10 mins paddle to get the reefs edge, so that you can actully swim, the jetty on the right was easily twice the length of ours.
It's a long walk back.
Please, where do you want to lie today sir?
Lip Smakin, Pepsi Cola