The Hidden Glasgow Forums

by **Fossil** » Sun Jul 04, 2004 10:52 pm

Ok here’s the script:
15 words per post no more no less, and try and keep it in Glasgow …..

Right, Light’s, Action, Camera

-Fossil-

by **Fossil** » Sun Jul 04, 2004 10:53 pm

Look’s like rain outside…..where’s my jacket, and phone? Technology pah, you can keep it!

-Fossil-

by **crusty_bint** » Sun Jul 04, 2004 11:20 pm

Who says we don't live in a democracy: that Liz Cameron is comman as muck!

by **Fossil** » Sun Jul 04, 2004 11:27 pm

....ah Lizzy...she does know her way round a phone. See her on Friday morning......

-F-

by **turbozutek** » Sun Jul 04, 2004 11:50 pm

A nude man approaches - in the background is the sound of an icecream van.

by **Fossil** » Sun Jul 04, 2004 11:58 pm

....ding-a-ling-a-ling-ding. go the chime's. He hurrys in to the bush.....

-F-

by **Apollo** » Mon Jul 05, 2004 1:45 am

... as the Necropolis gates are locked. A car screeches to a halt nearby...

by **DMcNay** » Mon Jul 05, 2004 5:12 am

and from it steps the suited personage of Gerard Kelly. "Where's that monkey?" he asks...

by **crusty_bint** » Mon Jul 05, 2004 6:12 am

...it bolted after you spanked it! You ought to get those eye-brows sorted mate...

by **escotregen** » Mon Jul 05, 2004 8:23 am

a bus stopped nearby... the driver shouted COME ON GET AFF, there's nae monkey here!

by **DMcNay** » Mon Jul 05, 2004 8:36 am

the monkey died. everyone cried.
gerard was tried and found guilty. nobody shed any tears.

by **escotregen** » Mon Jul 05, 2004 9:07 am

A wee guy in a white jaiket asked if he could have the monkey's glands...

by **DMcNay** » Mon Jul 05, 2004 9:15 am

A policeman came along and arrested him for monkey bothering. People were troubled by this.

by **escotregen** » Mon Jul 05, 2004 9:38 am

He shrieked "don't you understand - we may have a cure for Liz Cameron's phone problem"

by **Fossil** » Mon Jul 05, 2004 10:53 am

"..yer joking" the policeman said. "monkey's glands? is that not council property." Meany while at.....

-Fossil-

Here’s the script