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by **Bex Bissell** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 3:19 pm

to enter house of burlesque turn to page 118, wander graveyard turn to page 231

by **AMcD** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 3:58 pm

Page 118. You enter the burlesque house. The door man takes your coat and says..

by **rank_bajin** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 4:23 pm

"Fandabbydozy". You look closer and discover it's the Krankies, back from the dead....

by **Fossil** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 4:40 pm

……and doesn’t Mrs. Krankie look spectacular in shorts “said Ronnie. Meanwhile back at George Square.....

by **Apollo** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 7:23 pm

an ex-pat comimg home cries "Where's the grass!!!?" :cry:

by **turbozutek** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 7:47 pm

by **Apollo** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 9:55 pm

Niiiiiiice one turbo ::):

a tourist thinks "Red Square? How the hell did I end up in Russia? Bloody package tours...

by **evilmiss** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 10:44 pm

...meanwhile, back at the derelict offices of AT Mays, a travel agent is heard laughing...

by **escotregen** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 9:57 am

"ha! little does Torboz know what our illicit Russian brides service has involved him in"

by **DMcNay** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 10:49 am

"I'm tired of this nonsense" said Doc Lightning, sleepily "Can we lock this thread now?".

by **Apollo** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 12:07 pm

As the final word "dissenter" was typed in, the ex-Soviet 'defence' satellite locked in the IP derived ground co-ordinates and primed its neutron cannons...

by **turbozutek** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 1:53 pm

.... Dr Lightning had become a target for suggesting this thread be shut down... what would happen ???

by **DMcNay** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 2:26 pm

"Since when did I become a character in the parade of insanity?" I asked inquisitively....

by **Apollo** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 4:49 pm

Fortunately, the Soviets had paid homage to Asimov. The satellite control system obeyed the Laws of Robotics and...

by **crusty_bint** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 5:23 pm

...couldn't bring itself to destroy a fellow computer! Meanwhile, deep in the City Chambers bowels...

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