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Sharon!! (Wid ye NO)

PostPosted: Sat May 02, 2009 2:45 pm
by enailer
Kuplah or something like that As Mr Worf would say.
Well anyhow we went tae the H.G night out and ah wis steamin. Fur f**k sake ah wis oot aw day ah thought the joab ah wis workin oan wid take aw day bit it only took 4hrs and ah ended up hauf cut at 4 bells
Right Keys Up Ah`ll pay the fine (Even though it wisnae me that got caught wae the gless) and the fascisto as he admired ma Skyline said "It wissnae you we charged Big Man it wis yer Cronnie" Ah dont hiv any "Cronnies Ah said well were gonnae charge you way ddrunk drivin and Ah said "whos sittin in the motir " and he said!Whit engine is in this " and ah Said "wan you couldnae afford " he said "Too right ya specky cunt We1ll let ye aff wae it this time bit dont push yer luck OK.
So it was a wee night oot and Aye ah WID
Happy holiday fur wit evers comin up
Pear Cider (LSD for me Please!!!! ) enailer (Doug)

Re: Sharon!! (Wid ye NO)

PostPosted: Sat May 02, 2009 5:33 pm
by draugelis
I think this belongs on the drinks night thread but my Gawd, what did I miss???? 8O

Re: Sharon!! (Wid ye NO)

PostPosted: Sun May 03, 2009 7:40 pm
by crazygray23
ive read it 3 times and still cant figure out what he said

Re: Sharon!! (Wid ye NO)

PostPosted: Sun May 03, 2009 10:55 pm
by wee minxy
Don't you worry enailer, I understood every word :D ...hic!

Re: Sharon!! (Wid ye NO)

PostPosted: Sun May 03, 2009 11:27 pm
by BrigitDoon
Kopparberg: the cryptographer's elixir.

Re: Sharon!! (Wid ye NO)

PostPosted: Sun May 03, 2009 11:31 pm
by Lucky Poet
It's enough to put you off your drink. Maybe.

Re: Sharon!! (Wid ye NO)

PostPosted: Sun May 03, 2009 11:33 pm
by Josef
Lucky Poet wrote:It's enough to put you off your drink. Maybe.

Away with you, man. A bottle of Kopparberg is priceless.

Re: Sharon!! (Wid ye NO)

PostPosted: Sun May 03, 2009 11:33 pm
by Dave
I think the days of rambling probably mean it's not a rare occurence. Though being neither present or correct I shall allow the comment be passed over

Re: Sharon!! (Wid ye NO)

PostPosted: Sun May 03, 2009 11:41 pm
by Shardonnay
when the cryptolinguists translate let me know :). I am or was partial to a nice pear cider (kopparberg) maybe I should have drank loads more :D

Re: Sharon!! (Wid ye NO)

PostPosted: Sun May 03, 2009 11:44 pm
by Dave
Perhaps the Koppabergs for your breakfast, buckie for your lunch then settle down to a nice bottle of whisky for your tea;)

Re: Sharon!! (Wid ye NO)

PostPosted: Sun May 03, 2009 11:46 pm
by Josef
I'm sure this will come in handy at some point.

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Re: Sharon!! (Wid ye NO)

PostPosted: Sun May 03, 2009 11:47 pm
by Dave
::): ::):

Re: Sharon!! (Wid ye NO)

PostPosted: Sun May 03, 2009 11:50 pm
by Shardonnay
loving it ::): ::): ::): ::): nearly spilt my buckie there :D

Re: Sharon!! (Wid ye NO)

PostPosted: Sun May 03, 2009 11:53 pm
by Shardonnay
actually I have never had the pleasure ..... of buckie that is, on my list of things to try . Should it be served chilled or room temperature ? :D

Re: Sharon!! (Wid ye NO)

PostPosted: Sun May 03, 2009 11:56 pm
by Dave
If you're getting buckie in to get pished you'd ideal stock up on your normal poison. Buckie is rank to the unfamiliar, perhaps ask a jakkie for a wee swallie ;) Save you the bother of wasting your money ::):