Sharon!! (Wid ye NO)

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Sharon!! (Wid ye NO)

Postby enailer » Sat May 02, 2009 2:45 pm

Kuplah or something like that As Mr Worf would say.
Well anyhow we went tae the H.G night out and ah wis steamin. Fur f**k sake ah wis oot aw day ah thought the joab ah wis workin oan wid take aw day bit it only took 4hrs and ah ended up hauf cut at 4 bells
Right Keys Up Ah`ll pay the fine (Even though it wisnae me that got caught wae the gless) and the fascisto as he admired ma Skyline said "It wissnae you we charged Big Man it wis yer Cronnie" Ah dont hiv any "Cronnies Ah said well were gonnae charge you way ddrunk drivin and Ah said "whos sittin in the motir " and he said!Whit engine is in this " and ah Said "wan you couldnae afford " he said "Too right ya specky cunt We1ll let ye aff wae it this time bit dont push yer luck OK.
So it was a wee night oot and Aye ah WID
Happy holiday fur wit evers comin up
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Re: Sharon!! (Wid ye NO)

Postby draugelis » Sat May 02, 2009 5:33 pm

I think this belongs on the drinks night thread but my Gawd, what did I miss???? 8O
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Re: Sharon!! (Wid ye NO)

Postby crazygray23 » Sun May 03, 2009 7:40 pm

ive read it 3 times and still cant figure out what he said
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Re: Sharon!! (Wid ye NO)

Postby wee minxy » Sun May 03, 2009 10:55 pm

Don't you worry enailer, I understood every word :D ...hic!
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Re: Sharon!! (Wid ye NO)

Postby BrigitDoon » Sun May 03, 2009 11:27 pm

Kopparberg: the cryptographer's elixir.
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Re: Sharon!! (Wid ye NO)

Postby Lucky Poet » Sun May 03, 2009 11:31 pm

It's enough to put you off your drink. Maybe.
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Re: Sharon!! (Wid ye NO)

Postby Josef » Sun May 03, 2009 11:33 pm

Lucky Poet wrote:It's enough to put you off your drink. Maybe.

Away with you, man. A bottle of Kopparberg is priceless.
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Re: Sharon!! (Wid ye NO)

Postby Dave » Sun May 03, 2009 11:33 pm

I think the days of rambling probably mean it's not a rare occurence. Though being neither present or correct I shall allow the comment be passed over
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Re: Sharon!! (Wid ye NO)

Postby Shardonnay » Sun May 03, 2009 11:41 pm

when the cryptolinguists translate let me know :). I am or was partial to a nice pear cider (kopparberg) maybe I should have drank loads more :D
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Re: Sharon!! (Wid ye NO)

Postby Dave » Sun May 03, 2009 11:44 pm

Perhaps the Koppabergs for your breakfast, buckie for your lunch then settle down to a nice bottle of whisky for your tea;)
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Re: Sharon!! (Wid ye NO)

Postby Josef » Sun May 03, 2009 11:46 pm

I'm sure this will come in handy at some point.

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Re: Sharon!! (Wid ye NO)

Postby Dave » Sun May 03, 2009 11:47 pm

::): ::):
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Re: Sharon!! (Wid ye NO)

Postby Shardonnay » Sun May 03, 2009 11:50 pm

loving it ::): ::): ::): ::): nearly spilt my buckie there :D
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Re: Sharon!! (Wid ye NO)

Postby Shardonnay » Sun May 03, 2009 11:53 pm

actually I have never had the pleasure ..... of buckie that is, on my list of things to try . Should it be served chilled or room temperature ? :D
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Re: Sharon!! (Wid ye NO)

Postby Dave » Sun May 03, 2009 11:56 pm

If you're getting buckie in to get pished you'd ideal stock up on your normal poison. Buckie is rank to the unfamiliar, perhaps ask a jakkie for a wee swallie ;) Save you the bother of wasting your money ::):
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