Worst town in Scotland?

[eltor2ga]

I'm sorry but you're all wrong, wrong, wrong!!!

The worst town in the country can only be Denny in Stirlingshire.

I grew up there and I can still smell it 20 odd years after leaving.

[Chris H]

its Paisley, what a terrible, terrible awful place.

In Glasgow you can walk down any street at any time of day or night and no one bothers you.

Whilst in Paisley the reprobate children ae throwing things at passing cars, using language and language combinations that would make the most hardened sailor blush and urinating in the street and thats just the girls!

Anywhere you walk in Paisley you are stared at like you're wearing their jacket to coin a phrase.

Also the people that inhabit the area (not the unfortunate movers in like myself and yes even HH) but the pure 100% Paisley born and breed tend to be the worst type of folk you can meet, they tend to be ok if they at one point escaped the hole for at least a little while.

Paisley would be the first place I'd raze to the ground.

[Vladimir]

Paisley would be the first place I'd raze to the ground.

I think a number of towns require that, to further centralise population. I get the impression though that razing Paisley would include its population as well...

[dougie79]

got to be Dumfries, stayed there for a while, the locals are very odd to say the least. sorry but they are weird.

[Dexter St. Clair]

got to be Dumfries, stayed there for a while, the locals are very odd to say the least. sorry but they are weird.

I'm with my mate in the Assembly Rooms tomorrow night helping the craft raise some cash for charity.

I'll look out for wierdos.

[dougie79]

take care its a scary place

[Graham]

urinating in the street and thats just the girls!

You could be right. One day a guy came into our place in Paisley and was talking to another member of staff out in the yard. Without stopping the conversation he whipped our his dick and did a piss and then carried on as if nothing had happened. Buddies.....you gotta love 'em

[Dexter St. Clair]

got to be Dumfries, stayed there for a while, the locals are very odd to say the least. sorry but they are weird.

No wieros yesterday but the town busker was sprawled outside woolwoths singing Run run Run of the Velvet Underground and Nico album.

[tobester]

You could be right. One day a guy came into our place in Paisley and was talking to another member of staff out in the yard. Without stopping the conversation he whipped our his dick and did a piss and then carried on as if nothing had happened. Buddies.....you gotta love 'em

Christ Hollows getting about a bit today in all these different posts

[Boards]

New Cumnock is terrible, its bandit country out there - Cumnock, Muirkirk etc. Newton Mearns is bland as fuck, souless and dry as hell ( nae pubs, well two and there both shit ). Whitburn's not too hot. North Berwick is one of those towns you go to die in and it stinks of seagull shit. Got lost and ended up in Lochgilphead once - menacing locals where just staring at us en masse as if we'd just come down on a spaceship.

[cheesemonster]

Coatbridge (works christmas night out in Coatbridge remains one of the most hair raising experiences of my life

I do like a good story. Hint hint!

[potatojunkie]

In Glasgow you can walk down any street at any time of day or night and no one bothers you.

Recently beamed down from the mothership, have we?

Paisley is awash with horrors, though.

[Bridie]

It's been decades since I've been in any Scottish town but the worst one for me was Greenock. I went out with a boy from there and the first and last time we decided to "do" the Greenock scene was on a dreich depressing Sunday evening. The weather might not have helped and I see it's not mentioned yet so maybe it's changed

Scottish seaside resorts are the most miserable places on earth or is that just memories of sitting in a car in the rain eating fish and chips at the front in Helensburgh looking out to flat grey water?

[oldphilosophy]

I found fossil on the beach there once.

aye sorry about that - can I get my speedo's back please

Fossil

:)

I found some flint there so that was pretty exciting for me. The town may be run down a bit but what a location it is, right on the ocean and ready to be upgraded. If I had some spare cash I would buy a big old mansion house there because its a cool location if a bit run down.

[hazy]

Hey Bridie you seem to pick the guys that showed you a good time.