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Field Marshall Shug wrote:Are there secret handshakes? Or strawberry milkshakes? Or Mexican Eathquakes? On Kentucky Clambakes? Or raw Angus steaks? Oh for goodness sakes?

Wonderful stuff, Shug

Josef wrote:There is the odd handshake, mind.

Arf, ah'm watchin' you

Open and honest answer, I love reading and posting on this forum, it's trully an education on the city I've spent my entire life in, and therein lies the problem.

I feel if I went along to a night out I wouldn't have much to offer in comparison to the numerous posters on here with such a deep knowledge of the variious topics.

Coversation would go something like this....

HG Poster : "So Craig (my real name), what are your views on the Bruce plan for Glasgow and how our city would look today if it had been implemented in its entireity"

Me : "Ehhhh, I once saw the Space Shuttle over my school"

Hahahaha Craig, all we talk about is sex & cars & sometimes sex in cars.

ChrisWoods wrote:Coversation would go something like this....

HG Poster : "So Craig another pint

Craig: aye, and shots all round too "

a bit more like it

HollowHorn wrote:Hahahaha Craig, all we talk about is sex & cars & sometimes sex in cars.

Well that's clinched it then, I'm in

My Kitten wrote:

ChrisWoods wrote:Coversation would go something like this....

HG Poster : "So Craig another pint

Craig: aye, and shots all round too "

a bit more like it

So where is the next one then ? I've checked the what's on but it's not advertised there.

HG Poster : "So Craig (my real name), what are your views on the Bruce plan for Glasgow and how our city would look today if it had been implemented in its entireity"

Me : "Ehhhh, I once saw the Space Shuttle over my school"

I think that conversation is quite normal. You should hear all the tangets mine go of oan.

HG normal person: "an to the right the Universtoty where such and such was educated in the year....."

Me: "ah think the boy across the back murdered his brother....how widdah go aboot finding oot if he did it or naw"

HG normal person: "try the local police station for records and archives an st....."

Me" "anywhere aboot here fer real Italian Icecream and Pattons knittin pattirns, maybe some Alpacca wool annol."

And ahm reining myself in.

I think you are very normal Chris. If you are planning on the latter, gonnie bring covers for your windows. If you dont, you will find a row of seats and a popcorn vendor ootside yer car for a night of entertainment for those that like that sort of thing.

ChrisWoods wrote:
So where is the next one then ? I've checked the what's on but it's not advertised there.

Usually last friday of the month, once the mods have argued where to hold it

trickntoots wrote:If you are planning on the latter, gonnie bring covers for your windows. If you dont, you will find a row of seats and a popcorn vendor ootside yer car for a night of entertainment for those that like that sort of thing.

From what I've heard that particular popcorn vendor would do a bomb up at Mugdock Park

My Kitten wrote:

ChrisWoods wrote:
So where is the next one then ? I've checked the what's on but it's not advertised there.

Usually last friday of the month, once the mods have argued where to hold it

OK I'll look out for info on it then, I usually organise a first Friday of the month night out with some mates and the grief in trying to settle on a venue is unbelievable so the you mods have my sympathy.

Hi Chris thanks for posting. it worth the effort coming out

As for conversations, I mostly major in talking shite.

See you all next month


Fossil
Head of talking shite Hg.com

HollowHorn wrote:Hahahaha Craig, all we talk about is sex & cars & sometimes sex in cars.

And I'm no coming back.

From what I've heard that particular popcorn vendor would do a bomb up at Mugdock Park

Would certainly make the earth move a little bit more for folks that need fresh air and a audience to achieive a certain kind of orgasm.

Modern Fossil wrote:Fossil...Head of talking shite Hg.com

He also rolls a fine cigar on his inner thigh.

Josef wrote:And I'm no coming back.

I hazzard that 1983 was the last time you came in any direction

HollowHorn wrote:

Modern Fossil wrote:Fossil...Head of talking shite Hg.com

He also rolls a fine cigar on his inner thigh.

Josef wrote:And I'm no coming back.

I hazzard that 1983 was the last time you came in any direction ::):

Close, but no cigar.