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Bex Bissell wrote:I'm surprised these fine purveyors of surperlutive food stuffs (aye right) havnt had a few more mentions and posts about it considering it's sizeable presence throughout the city, not to mention the utter nauseatingly rotten stuff they sell.
Do you enjoy dangerous sports?? eg. free climbing, calling out your wife's sister (ladies read wife as Husband and or boyfriend and Sister as Brother) name at the vinegar strokes and holding on for dear life, beware though it's like trying to keep a dug in a bath, or bunjee jumping out of burning hot air ballons over active volcano's? then try pushing the envelope to the max and pop along to the Greggs on Buchannan St around about 10ish or in fact anytime they have a queue and ask for a cup of tea?
Now, I must point out that to participate in this form of Xtreme Shopping you really have to be served by the big lassie that looks like Biffa Bacons ma.
Bex's Disclaimer - I hereby do not accept any responsibility for the muttered insults and throwing of change that you will undoubtedly encounter
The "big yin" was under pressure a few days ago, it was the usual set up 4 lassies handing out the reassembled earholes, eyeholes and arseholes all served at 1800 degrees Kelvin and only her manning the till, as the increasingly anxious customers waited to pay for their tasty bites the battle cry of Ma Bacon could be clearly heard all the way down Buchannan Street of "Gonnaaaae Somewaaaan gieeee us a haun heeere"
Her pitch started off at Bass Baritone rising to banshee by the end of the sentence.
Back to the tea, you'll never get to actually enjoy a cup because and these are the lines they've used on me "the machine isnt working today" this went on for around 7 weeks, "we've ran out of cups" too "we've ran out of tea bags" or the worst thing they do is, when you finally do get a cup and they hand you over that wee bag that contains the sugar, milk and spoon they can still get you because when you open the bag up they've taken the spoon out.
Go on give it a go, you only live once.
Bex Bissell wrote:I'm surprised these fine purveyors of surperlutive food stuffs (aye right) havnt had a few more mentions and posts about it considering it's sizeable presence throughout the city, not to mention the utter nauseatingly rotten stuff they sell.
AlanM wrote:Ally Doll wrote:Aye, but it'll never replace food...
Give me a real bakers any day!
you'll not find many of them now
Sharon wrote:I had no idea what a yumyum was when I moved to Glasgow..tbh im still not sure what they are... sweet sticky pastry ????
and yes I have had one... is this what they make with the left overs?
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