tobester wrote:Not sure how many on here would be interested in this railcard, launched nationwide yesterday
http://www.twotogether-railcard.co.uk/
'Couples' railcard to trap thousands in hateful
relationships
PEOPLE in damaging relationships will stay together to get a third off rail
travel, it has been claimed.
The new Two Together rail card means people travelling in pairs get a discount,
even if they can’t stand the fucking sight of each other.
43-year-old Norman Steele said: “My wife’s a right bitch but also the only person I
travel with.
“I was planning to divorce her but with train fares going through the roof it looks
like I’ll be glaring hatefully at the side of her face as she scoffs her Boots Meal
Deal for some time to come.
“Really I need to start having an affair so that when the time comes I can swap
their details over on the card.”
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/soci ... 4030384196