Tatty apple square

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Postby james » Mon Mar 22, 2004 11:55 pm

I see ... hmmmm , quite complex , obviously with the description of the culprit it would be best if i was to interview her personally .. in pivate , with creme cakes .
we'll get to the "bottem " of this yet :)...
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Postby Pgcc93 » Tue Mar 23, 2004 12:57 am

"Lemon entry my dear Watson...." from The Hound of the Baskervilles

Perhaps this might be non-food related?
It could be that you just caught the tale end of the burds conversation whilst she was dishing out the vitriol against her pal? eg; 'Aye! and Ah! said your nuthin'but a tattie apple squerr! n'that"
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Postby james » Tue Mar 23, 2004 1:43 am

:) napolean called england a nation of shopkeepers , and got his ass kicked , what would he make of us had he made it to carlisle ?
A nation of comedians... just don't burn my kilt frenchy..:)

Lemon entry ...:) you couldn't write this stuff
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Postby Ronnie » Tue Mar 23, 2004 10:57 am

Since we're talking about food and Sherlock Holmes, shouldn't it be ... "Alimentary, my dear Watson".

Actually, I think she meant a "Tati" Apple Square, named after that great French film star, Jaques Tati (Jour de Fete, M. Hulot's Holiday). So it would be a comedy bakery item that dribbled apple down his shirt, then attracted bees so that he fell off his bike, starting a chain of calamities that eventually demolished the village.
Or, of course, the "square" could be a Masonic reference, and don't forget the "Golden Apples of the Sun, Silver Apples of the Moon" connected to the mystery of Rennes-les-Chateau and the Priory of Zion.

Aha, it all becomes clear ... Jaques Tati is the comedy postman in Rennes, where the Priory of Zion is meeting in the town square. He is having his morning coffee and apple square, which the Priory assume marks him out as a member, so they invite him to their top secret meeting. Then the bees arrive, attracted by the apple puree all down the front of his uniform, and the chaos starts ...

Too much coffee ...
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Postby Fossil » Tue Mar 23, 2004 11:11 am

Ahh Ronnie my good man edukation is such a wonderful fing...
gonnae get us a Empire Biscuit when yer oot….
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Postby Pgcc93 » Tue Mar 23, 2004 11:28 am

Aye Ronnie get me a Paris Bun, since were on a Gallic theme. ::):
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Postby Ronnie » Tue Mar 23, 2004 11:30 am

Ye'll get a tatty Apple Skwerr and be thankful for it, the baith o youse.
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Postby crusty_bint » Tue Mar 23, 2004 4:04 pm

Usev taen ris tooooo farrr!
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Postby Ronnie » Tue Mar 23, 2004 8:35 pm

It wouldn't have been a toaty apple square (fur furrners, that's a small one), could it?
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Postby slipkid08 » Tue Mar 23, 2004 8:38 pm

I am an explorer from Dallas, TX. USA
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Postby james » Tue Mar 23, 2004 9:59 pm

are the apple skwerrs really any bigger there?
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Postby Fossil » Tue Mar 23, 2004 10:47 pm

.....Crusty, I told you people were watching ::):
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Postby james » Tue Mar 23, 2004 11:04 pm

shake some tail there crusty , MF charged us plenty to watch .. and we brought cakes :wink:
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Postby crusty_bint » Thu Mar 25, 2004 3:09 pm

Ronnie wrote:It wouldn't have been a toaty apple square (fur furrners, that's a small one), could it?


Nope Rondo, it definitely sounded like a Dallas sized wan... I could tell by her inflection :wink:

james wrote:MF charged us plenty to watch ..


HES DONE WHAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
I'l be having my cut of both the cash and the cakes Fossy Knickers thankyou very much! Il mail you my PayPal details :twisted:

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slipkid08 wrote:I am an explorer from Dallas, TX. USA


For you I'd suggest a Glesga Dictionary... we do things differenly round these parts ::):
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Postby crusty_bint » Sat Mar 27, 2004 7:34 pm

kirkyguy wrote: wrote:
no one has ever heard of the mysterious tattie apple square ive asked loads of people.......



PgCC93 wrote: wrote:
Have to agree kirkyguy. I think this will be added to the Urban Myth Dept.


Thanks everyone for your... erm ... 8O
Cheers anyway!


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