Tatty apple square

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Tatty apple square

Postby crusty_bint » Mon Mar 22, 2004 9:49 pm

Does anyone know what a "tatty apple square" is???
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Postby Fossil » Mon Mar 22, 2004 9:52 pm

where did you hear/read it?
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Postby crusty_bint » Mon Mar 22, 2004 9:55 pm

I accidently overheard a womans conversationon the bus :oops:

...she was talkin rather loudly
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Postby Fossil » Mon Mar 22, 2004 10:16 pm

..I think it could be food related..

Tattie=Potato
Apple Square=Greggs 45p
hmmmm don’t know what the connection could be?

p.s you nosey Sod ::):
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Postby crusty_bint » Mon Mar 22, 2004 10:20 pm

hahaha!!

I cant figure it out... she wasnt even particularly old! Its buggin me :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

Il delete all this in a couple of days... or Il get someone to do it :? ***scratches head***
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Postby Fossil » Mon Mar 22, 2004 10:26 pm

..maybe it was a Tarty apple square! ::):
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Postby crusty_bint » Mon Mar 22, 2004 10:30 pm

nope... definitely tattie! Im picturing a sort of hybrid big totti-scoawne crossed with a Danish pastry from Margaret Kelly's type thing?
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Postby Fossil » Mon Mar 22, 2004 10:42 pm

..'er crusty, I think people are watching :oops: ::):

Any bakers on the forum or can someone ask thier Maw, Granny, Aunt, old woman fae next door whit it is?
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Postby crusty_bint » Mon Mar 22, 2004 10:48 pm

:)
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Postby james » Mon Mar 22, 2004 10:51 pm

Tatty can mean shoddy or less than perfect tho too eh ?
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Postby Fossil » Mon Mar 22, 2004 10:58 pm

hmmmm tattie or tatty.
now here stands the problem, what route to go down? :?
what was the tone of the woman on the bus?
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Postby crusty_bint » Mon Mar 22, 2004 11:23 pm

I caught:

"...a tattie apple square, but u know wot she's like, a snobby cow..."

That was the wumins sister... she went on to comletely assassinate any shred of character the poor bint might have had :)!!!
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Postby Fossil » Mon Mar 22, 2004 11:33 pm

......Ah Watson, I may have to sleep on this tonight..unless anyone's been looking :oops: ::):
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Postby james » Mon Mar 22, 2004 11:40 pm

I wish i could remember Holmes's catchphrase " it's ...... watson " but i ruined my brain with viz comics and loaded magazines ..and then the internet arrived..lordy , look where it's got me .

The term "snobby cow " is enough to warrent closure in this case i suspect , she obviously expected a creme donut or eclair.To further indict the henceforth called snobby cow she slagged off her host's character after stuffing her face with apple tart and tea.
Why o why did we stop public floggings?
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Postby crusty_bint » Mon Mar 22, 2004 11:48 pm

Its elementary my dear watson!

she didnt really look the type that has "people round for tea" if u know wot I mean! More the type that wears Elizabeth Duke jewellery, leopard print capri pants, a shell suit tracky top that looks as tho its got 2 pigs fightin under it and aface like a buleisha beacon ::):
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