jedi wrote:Gies Yer Traineys ya wee Prick
Coupled with "Jaykit aff yi, daftie"
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jedi wrote:Gies Yer Traineys ya wee Prick
Blueboy wrote:Three neds on the 48 bus arguing over sexual promiscuity:
"He'd pump the hole in flipper's heid that trumpet"
mooshimooshisan wrote:Oh, that thing about Flipper cannot be surpassed.
My favourites are "bolt, ya rocket" and "yair ripped at hamey" from my Kilwinning youth.
Adult neds are my favourites - if you ever go on holiday, there is always a "Jim and Mary" on your flight - last trip to the States it was gold jewellery and matching Scotland football tops ::):
trickntoots wrote:What I like about this site is that there is no ned like angst. Its embarrassing when mature people ridicule and hurt others like kids.....
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