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Posted:
Mon Mar 08, 2004 8:20 pmby kn0wledge
My favourite ever was "smell yer maw."
But you need to do the action that goes with it too:
Hold two fingers together, then draw them across your nostrils while inhaling loudly.
Posted:
Sat Mar 20, 2004 10:14 pmby peter
"As wan door closes anither yin slams in yer face".
Posted:
Mon Mar 22, 2004 11:05 amby escotregen
From the conductress on the old Glasgow trams:
"come on get aff"
From a caring and sensitive Glasgow mother to witty child:
"anny mair cheek, an I'll take the back o ma hon ower yir face"
From an embarrassed and snobby in-law:
"of course he's only related by marriage"
From a pub patron offering mitigation of behalf of unruly pal:
" come on, you know he's no the full shillin"
Posted:
Mon Mar 22, 2004 2:24 pmby kirkyguy
you talking to me or chewin a brick..... you want your eyes back....if a had a spare six months a would slap you good looking......beatityahtube.....
masimerseroan.....schidado bawheid
Posted:
Mon Mar 22, 2004 2:48 pmby DickyHart
awa an bile yer hied..
yer headin fur a spreadin..
i'll gie that many rights youll be wantin a left..
Posted:
Mon Mar 22, 2004 2:50 pmby crusty_bint
"Shes/He's gote a face that looks like it wiz sat oan when it wiz hoat!"
Posted:
Mon Mar 22, 2004 2:56 pmby DickyHart
brilliant!!
what about,
face like a burst couch
" " " bulldug chewin a wasp
" " " bag o farts
" " " " " Spanners
" " " melted wellyboot
Posted:
Mon Mar 22, 2004 3:06 pmby james73
DickyHart wrote:brilliant!!
what about,
face like a burst couch
" " " bulldug chewin a wasp
" " " bag o farts
" " " " " Spanners
" " " melted wellyboot
You missed:
'face like a skelped arse' #
(# - theres a lassie in my office who has a 'face like
a skelped arse' so I'm not allowed to forget that one
)
James H
Posted:
Mon Mar 22, 2004 3:07 pmby crusty_bint
hahahahahaha...
hair like a burst fag
booooooozebag!!!
or "that yins a virgin... a pure cunt!"
(
pardon my language!)
Posted:
Mon Mar 22, 2004 3:28 pmby DickyHart
My old uncle used to say: yer baws are in a tin..
I never did understand it.
Posted:
Mon Mar 22, 2004 7:59 pmby Fossil
..she fell oot the ugly tree and hit aw the branches on the way doon…
Posted:
Mon Mar 22, 2004 11:08 pmby germistonguy
james73 wrote:DickyHart wrote:brilliant!!
what about,
face like a burst couch
" " " bulldug chewin a wasp
" " " bag o farts
" " " " " Spanners
" " " melted wellyboot
You missed:
'face like a skelped arse' #
(# - theres a lassie in my office who has a 'face like
a skelped arse' so I'm not allowed to forget that one
)
James H
some of my favourites
...face like a flat tyre
... face like a plate a porridge
... face like a halloween cake
Posted:
Tue Mar 23, 2004 3:32 amby james
10 mayfair n'a packet of skins ,
a boatle'a who you lookin at
an' a kit kat for the dug ...
had to edit cos i mis spelled kat , just shows you how easy it is to make simple typos.. i usuaually ignore them and hope peeeps know what i mean , with that an d a cheap faulty keuboard , i havnt far to type before im pised off me'self , its quite a new snazzy one as well ..
Posted:
Tue Mar 23, 2004 10:04 amby Fossil
..dont fancy your's much....
Posted:
Tue Mar 23, 2004 10:47 amby Kirsty
Oh Ya pure dancer man
excited ned opening the small dainty box containing his sovereign ring for his 14th birthday
Bolt ya nugget
when ned friend asks to borrow it to go to the dancin
Kirsty