The Hidden Glasgow Forums

by **Ronnie** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 11:06 am

A face that looked like it had been set on fire, then put out with shovels.

Yer bum's oot the windae.

Can yer mammy sew?

Worse than a man short.

Ach, away an p*ss up a rope.

Yer ars* in parsley.

Away an' bile yer heid.

by **kirkyguy** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 3:12 pm

al pan yer melt in

by **Fossil** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 10:33 pm

Bufter

yer a fud

Dont fancy your's much

"I would not sh*g her with yours" (Kelvinside version 2.02)

by **crusty_bint** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 6:09 pm

kirkyguy wrote:al pan yer melt in

hahaha... my auntie still says that... when shes ben the scullery :)

"yur as slow iz a week in the jail"

"yur arse is in parsley"

"ya bass"

by **kirkyguy** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 6:24 pm

ben the scullery
.......

ben the lobbey or hiding in the lobbey press
or to scare the wanes with ..the man in the lobbey

come oot come oot the games a bogey there is a man in the lobbey

by **Fossil** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 7:54 pm

He's/she's a belt biter

Tadger

Scudbook

weesacks

by **Pgcc93** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 8:03 pm

The Modern Fossil wrote:He's/she's a belt biter

I think the people might need some help with this one Fossy? I only know it
cos' you told me it today. ::):

First one to guess it without any help wins Shona. Thinking caps on folks, what is "a belt biter" ? the Editors decision is final.

by **Fossil** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 8:09 pm

oi thats ma burd

f
:wink:

by **Pgcc93** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 8:21 pm

sterr heid rammy

Has anbody heard of wan recently, or perhaps partaken in one. Close/High Rise dweller's need only apply. No Milngavie-Bearsden entries please.

by **kirkyguy** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 8:29 pm

ster heed rammys is it , only last night ,auld maw friel was intae it big style wae that wrang yin doon rthe sters, a thout she wis gonaa pan is melt in,but he keeked it an shot rteh craw

by **Pgcc93** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 8:36 pm

kirkyguy wrote:ster heed rammys is it , only last night ,auld maw friel was intae it big style wae that wrang yin doon rthe sters, a thout she wis gonaa pan is melt in,but he keeked it an shot rteh craw

Sounds like it was murder murder Polis three sterr's up!

by **gordonjcp** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 5:31 pm

I should coco!
A couple of months ago, my (incredibly noisy) downstairs neighbour was being worse than usual - my bedroom was above his living room, he came in pished (common occurrence), and stuck on his bloody Johnny Cash CD at full chat. Now, said downstairs neighbour had just had his old door replaced with a nice double-glazed one (in a tenement? Why?), 'cos he'd kicked in his old one (pished again, lost his keys).
Went downstairs, "Would you mind turning that down, some of us have to go to work tomorrow"
"Oh yeah, no problem" - in he went, turned it down, 10 minutes later, turned it back up again, louder than before.
Back downstairs. Knocked on his door, nothing, knocked harder, nothing, knocked really hard, door rattling in the frame. He came to the door, didn't open it, shouted something above the music that sounded like "I've got a fucken' knife!", then turned it up some more.
Right, you tosser, I'm getting the police. Normally they will wait until about 4am to come round, by which time Noisy Prat has passed out and the CD has finished. This time, they came round really quickly. Went out the back, had a listen, went round the front, had a listen, knocked on his door, knocked on his window, no response.
Eventually they started kicking his door (it seems, I could see footprints there the next day). So he came to the door, shouting something incoherent. The police shouted back "Get back from the door", he shouted something like "No, *you* get away from *my* door", and calling them all sorts of names. Then there was this smash, yup - the big double-glazed pane. Lots of screaming and shouting, then the police car rattled off at quite a rate of knots. About 10 minutes later, the guy's parents car came into the street, tyres squealing, stopped (presumably to secure the flat), then left with the tyres squealing (again).
My upstairs neighbour heard all of this (the whole building did, let's be honest). She reckons he was shouting something about someone holding him hostage, but I didn't hear that myself. The guy in the flat above me heard him shouting about a knife though.

Best bit is - he's a nurse in the Western.

by **crusty_bint** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 3:13 pm

Pgcc93 wrote:
The Modern Fossil wrote:He's/she's a belt biter

I think the people might need some help with this one Fossy? I only know it
cos' you told me it today.

First one to guess it without any help wins Shona. Thinking caps on folks, what is "a belt biter" ? the Editors decision is final.

Junkie bastards!!!!

Can I donate Shona to the charity of my choice?

by **crusty_bint** » Sun Apr 04, 2004 2:01 pm

Gerrit riyte up yeeeez! Ye'er awe pot likkas!

by **DVF** » Wed Apr 07, 2004 10:23 am

Heard a new one recently, been using it ever since:

Hoi, FannyBaws :!:

The Hidden Glasgow Forums

Best Glasgow quotes

Sterr heid rammy

Who is online