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by **KonstantinL** » Wed May 26, 2004 12:22 pm

DickyHart wrote:brilliant!!

what about,

face like a burst couch
" " " bulldug chewin a wasp
" " " bag o farts
" " " " " Spanners
" " " melted wellyboot

You missed

"face like a chewed carmel"

by **turbozutek** » Wed May 26, 2004 12:45 pm

I still like:

Me: Can you do that for me mate ?
Ned: Nae Tora Bora big man... Super, hyper mega minted.
Ned: Mad Mental fleeto possie....

etc
etc
etc

Nae tora bora!! ::):

Chris...

by **Bex Bissell** » Fri May 28, 2004 11:53 am

Ladies & Gents, beware, are pearilously close to the phenomenon that is ned egg talk as in...
"Awright tregoops"

by **jedi** » Fri May 28, 2004 4:31 pm

Allright Bawbag

or my personal fav one

gees a Gonk Ya Dobber

from Chewin the Fat class

by **mustardman** » Sun May 30, 2004 2:35 pm

Or...."three men fae carntyne an a' bootle a' wine, an a' big black greyhound dug called boab, fae alang oor close an up oor street, aan a lassie called Senga who works in the dairy, shes been scaley eyed ever since the boiy* hit her in the heid way a breid tin, went to join the parish

Does anyone recognise this??

*-boy, for any non-glaswegios!

by **AMcD** » Sun May 30, 2004 3:18 pm

Aye.. I've got an auld Billy Connolly album (Cop yer whack of this)

Ye forgot the five woodbines !

And wiz it no' the Milanda boy that hit her on the heid wi' a breidboard?

by **mustardman** » Sun May 30, 2004 5:00 pm

Hats off my son, sorry just remebering it from memory

by **DMcNay** » Sun May 30, 2004 9:12 pm

mustardman wrote:Or...."three men fae carntyne an a' bootle a' wine, an a' big black greyhound dug called boab, fae alang oor close an up oor street, aan a lassie called Senga who works in the dairy, shes been scaley eyed ever since the boiy* hit her in the heid way a breid tin, went to join the parish
!

And it was shuuuuuuuuuuutttttttt!!!!!!!!!!

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