SEX

[My Kitten]

Can anyone remember the brothel above a funeral directors in Duke Street roughly 1997? I had a mate who stayed not too far from it. I think it was exposed in the 'News of the World', however, had been known for years about the east end

Yeah I remember that, I lived in one of the drives then. IIRC it was above the co-op one. They must've been desperate to go there, the close always looked skanky.

[Dougie]

I remember that, also I seem to remember at about the same time the manageress of a shop in the Gallowgate was reported in The Sunday Mail to be a street prostitute

[teclo]

Continuing with places done it.

* pool table in the smoking room of Stow College. ( Someone from my class walked in, turnd the light on, saw me "Sorry Martin, catch you later" turned the lights off and left us at it )

* Behind the Arcade along at Trongate

* Toilets in Marks & Spencers, Paisley ( doesn't really count does it? )

* Carpark stairs in the St Enochs Center.

[Alycidon]

Mention of this in a previous post reminded me of a story a Driver told me of the last train to Gourock late one evening.
This was one of the famous "Blue Trains" before they modified them so that you couldn't see the view ahead from the front coach. To prevent reflections from the lights of the passenger area after dark, the driver had blinds that he could pull down, but normally he only pulled down the one behind him, leaving the middle and right hand on up. This meant that he had a clear view of the line ahead but could still see some of the passenger area, via the reflection in the windscreen.
One couple got on at Glasgow Central and sat a couple of seats back from the cab, and immediately on departure the young lady's head disappeared from view and strange expressions could be seen on the man's face . Shortly before the first stop at Paisley they made themselves respectable, and the few other folk in the coach got off, much to their delight and as soon as Paisley was left behind they checked around before losing their inhibitions entirely .
The driver told me that it was all he could do to keep watching the signals and very nearly missed the Inverkip Stop! The couple got off at Greenock none the wiser that everything they had done had been watched by the driver

[teclo]

Ha, I am sure that the really springy seats on the old blue trains would have been quite useful for all that

[lordsleek]

car bonnet Bothwell castle in the snow

[donjuan]

In the bushes outside McDonalds Linwood on a Saturday afternoon.

[scotia47]

i'm lovin' it

[Fossil]

::):

i'm lovin' it

...........but are you getting it?

make mine a double

Fossil

[lordsleek]

Did you want the Quarter pounder or a Big Mac?

[Fossil]

Did you want the Quarter pounder or a Big Mac?

::):

No I want Tina
hold the pickle

Fossil

[scotia47]

hold the pickle

So what is Tina supposed to do?*

*Good banter for a guy who's never got his Nat King.

[donjuan]

If you want one tonight, you can have it delivered. See menu

[salty dog]

On the chart table in the wee room up the back of the Tall ship last summer ... shivered'er timbers ..oh'ar :)

[donjuan]

Nothing to do with Glasgow but still a good sex story