Would You Eat Roadkill?

[Gerry B]

Watched A Few Television Progs About This!
A Couple Years Back A Kamikaze Pheasant Struck My Car.
On Glen Douglas? Sure It Was...
On Stopping To Have A Look At The Birdy. After Collision.
It Was Pan Bread. So I Took It Home, Gutted "with net help"
Cooked, Served! Very Nice It Had That "game Taste"
Which I Like Now And Then...

So Would You......

[Lawman]

Stuck in the grille/bumper...quite possibly!

Scraped off the road, nooo!

[Vinegar Tom]

Watched A Few Television Progs About This!

Probably not. I have never been hungry enough so far.

I did see a documentary a while ago about a chap who did though.

Apparently badger has a pungent and offputing smell.

The guy received abusive phonecalls for some reason.

[darrel]

I did just yesterday it was delicious, dont know what to do with their bike though!

(Don't blame me I stole that joke from Frankie Boyle)

[fourbytwo]

....if the local Tory Candidate drapped deed in the street.....I might give it a thought....!

[The Egg Man]

Stuck in the grille/bumper...quite possibly!

Scraped off the road, nooo!

Agreed. If I ran it over/ knocked it down I'd have it in the boot in an instant and in the pot as soon as it had hung a bit.

[hillbilly]

Aye. Why no?? years ago driving up the A8 we saw a coo hit by a truck on the road. I was taking a bus load of workers to work. Wan of the guys an old butcher jumped oot and cut the things throat an let it bleed oot. Then they hauled it intae the back o the van and cut it up at oor yard an then shared it oot with quite a few people.