Rain, violence and chips: this is Glasgow,

[+SimbasPride+]

I've lived in glasgow all my life.. and ive never seen sectarianism.. I know that it's here but it would be stupid not to come to glasgow cause of it!

[hungryjoe]

Reading through most of the middle class rhetoric on display in this post,i think it's the chips on the shoulders rather than the wans from the Blue Lagoon that are the really unhealthy ones.

[Josef]

Reading through most of the middle class rhetoric on display in this post

Took me a while to notice this one.

Insert appropriate smiley where a smiley would be if I hadn't forsworn the use of the damned things.

[hungryjoe]

Reading through most of the middle class rhetoric on display in this post

Took me a while to notice this one.

Insert appropriate smiley where a smiley would be if I hadn't forsworn the use of the damned things.

[Bridie]

Oh no not the class thing

[banjo]

i was out in the rain yesterday,i bought a bag of chips yesterday,i was not violent yesterday,should i complain that i must have been sold the wrong kind of chips.

[hungryjoe]

i was out in the rain yesterday,i bought a bag of chips yesterday,i was not violent yesterday,should i complain that i must have been sold the wrong kind of chips.

Aye, but didye huv wan oan yer shooder?

[Mori]

Man yooz have put me in the mood for a bag o chips, no had a bag a chips in for a few years now...maybe i'll go for a special fish supper, do they still do tawtie fritters ? mmmm

[Vinny the Mackem]

'kinell, that looks good! Starved now!

[BrigitDoon]

Mori, you bad lad, that looks real.

Hungry now.

[banjo]

mori,thems frozen chips,they dont count in my book.

[Quality Mince]

Now just wait a goddamn minute…these chips look about perfect to me!! …as does the fish!!
Too many chip shops serve you chips that stick together and when you remove the fish from the top of the chips, the batter peels off!!
Frozen chips are fried for five minutes or so before being frozen and that prevents them from sticking!!

Is that such a bad thing??

[Doorstop]

Yes. Yes it is.

Kirk is right. A proper chippie can't have frozen chips for goodness sake.

Thon's bordering on the sacrilegious and deserves a damn good thrashing.

[Mori]

[Nobby]

Yes. Yes it is.

Kirk is right. A proper chippie can't have frozen chips for goodness sake.

Thon's bordering on the sacrilegious and deserves a damn good thrashing.

Problem is Doorstop, chips (or Belgian fries, to give them their proper name) are supposed to be cooked twice. If frozen means the chippie has at least the chance of getting one of those cooking stages right, it can't be a bad thing.

Now, can it?!