Glasgow's Image - is it really time to be Hidden?

[Bridie]

......Imagine the hilarity we could have sitting on a bench watching drunk guys getting caught out by jets of water shooting up at them......

I like that we could even go further and make it an official "Fun Day."
The water jets could have a kind of crowd control purpose as well if there's ever a drunken rammy in the Square.

Water jets, astroturf and a couple of flower beds!

[Bridie]

Thing is, everything needs upkeep and maintenance. Public spaces are a responsibility - of the council - to maintain, and the public - to use in a manner befitting of them.

Glasgow though seems to be spectacularly bad at the upkeep side of things. .

Stewart Memorial fountain anyone?

Not me amanexile
Could it be moved to the Square?