Dialect words and usage

[floweredpig]

On the other hand, it avoids confusion when you ask for a Sausage Roll.

A valid point however should i be in an establishment that offered both i would point to the Sausage Roll and ask for the other.

Hold on what if the assistant was visually impaired?

Then it would be Sausages on a Bap.

[Fossil]

One mild irritant for me has always been the tendency in Glasgow to say A Roll and Bacon or a Roll and Salad rather than a Bacon Roll or a Salad Roll.

And while i am on it Gammon/Ham/Bacon seems to get mixed up in Glasgow.
Where i am from Ham is a cold meat,Gammon is served with Pineapple or Egg and requires grilling and Bacon is,Bacon.A Roll and Gammon therefore is not a Ham Roll.

fucking foreigners

[HollowHorn]

[No no no no!

Jings, crivvins, help ma boab, that's us telt.

[Josef]

It's doon the stank with you, m'lad.

[HollowHorn]

Yiv loast yir bools ya daftie, want me tae lend yi ma steely?

[Josef]

Steelies were a complete pockle, btw. Weans whose dads worked somewhere engineering-ish always had the advantage over the rest of us.

[floweredpig]

One mild irritant for me has always been the tendency in Glasgow to say A Roll and Bacon or a Roll and Salad rather than a Bacon Roll or a Salad Roll.

And while i am on it Gammon/Ham/Bacon seems to get mixed up in Glasgow.
Where i am from Ham is a cold meat,Gammon is served with Pineapple or Egg and requires grilling and Bacon is,Bacon.A Roll and Gammon therefore is not a Ham Roll.

fucking foreigners

Or Foreigners and Fucking.Wi Salad.Ya daftie.

[My Kitten]

Steelies were a complete pockle, btw. Weans whose dads worked somewhere engineering-ish always had the advantage over the rest of us.

or worked for the housing, as they had steelies to kick doors in for evictions

[Bridie]

On the other hand, it avoids confusion when you ask for a Sausage Roll.

technically speaking is a piece n sausage (or jam) always white bread or would a brown roll still be acceptable?

[Dexter St. Clair]

Steelies were a complete pockle, btw. Weans whose dads worked somewhere engineering-ish always had the advantage over the rest of us.

or worked for the housing, as they had steelies to flick doors in for evictions

[MacotheIsles]

glaikit, gyte, clert

[Lucky Poet]

One of my favourite words, glaikit

Speug/speuggie, humphy-backit, hairy mouldit, lum. (*Sings* 'These are a few of my favourite things...')

[Bridie]

Glaiket's good

"Go an get yer jaiket Glaiket!"

Have we had "stooshie" " besom" "clatty" and ina fankle ?

[floweredpig]

Toosh.

When reprimanded for some petty rule breaking at school you were dished out up to and including six skelps of the Toosh.

When 7 years old i failed to achieve a score of more than six in a random maths test i was dished out two skelps.

However when at sixteen i decided to arive at school sports day on a Vespa T5 and ride over the grass to cheer on the Long Jump then that warranted six.

The crime fits the punishment.

[BrigitDoon]

Have we had "stooshie" " besom" "clatty" and ina fankle ?

Besom is a broom, especially one fashioned from twigs, according to my Chambers. I know the word from West Country usage where it is not only a broom but one who rides one. Father used regularly to announce his departure to summon Grannie to the dinner table thus: "I'll just go an' call the old bizzum."