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Postby scallopboy » Sat Jun 30, 2007 7:04 pm

The_Clincher wrote:Canny beat some outdoor shagging


On a day like today? Wet arse time
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Postby Smartalex » Sat Jun 30, 2007 7:08 pm

Here are we no meant to be scared here, Stockpiling food and that?

HH has the right idea, I'm off under my bed to wait for Dr Who to save us at Christmas. :roll:

Resilience, That's what I love about Glasgow, Attack us, Blow us up, but we'll still want the offy to open and the dogging to be still happening at the weekend. ::):
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Postby McShad » Sat Jun 30, 2007 7:08 pm

Josef wrote:
scallopboy wrote:The entire area is locked down, nobody in or out. I think they probably hit the red button and used the special hotline.

Paisley sealed off from the outside world? All's well that ends well, then.


*smirk* shouldnt be laughing at a time like this, but that made a mouthful of fruit juice exit via my nose :D
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Postby james73 » Sat Jun 30, 2007 7:10 pm

McShad wrote:
Josef wrote:
scallopboy wrote:The entire area is locked down, nobody in or out. I think they probably hit the red button and used the special hotline.

Paisley sealed off from the outside world? All's well that ends well, then.


*smirk* shouldnt be laughing at a time like this, but that made a mouthful of man juice exit via my nose :D

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Postby scallopboy » Sat Jun 30, 2007 7:13 pm

Smartalex wrote:Here are we no meant to be scared here, Stockpiling food and that?


I'm off to a bothy with my army rations if the chip shops shut and the supermarkets run out of foostie fridge bargains .
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Postby tobester » Sat Jun 30, 2007 7:15 pm

scallopboy wrote:supermarkets run out of foostie fridge bargains .



Ill text you when im doing my sloppies
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Postby John » Sat Jun 30, 2007 7:15 pm

The security level has now been raised to critical which is the highest it goes. Time to stock up on bottled water.
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Postby scallopboy » Sat Jun 30, 2007 7:16 pm

JohnR wrote:The security level has now been raised to critical which is the highest it goes. Time to stock up on tonic water.
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Postby Smartalex » Sat Jun 30, 2007 7:20 pm

Back On Topic:-

BBC News:-

There have been unconfirmed reports that part of the Royal Alexandra Hospital is being evacuated.

:?: :?: :?:
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Postby scallopboy » Sat Jun 30, 2007 7:23 pm

Smartalex wrote:Back On Topic:-

BBC News:-

There have been unconfirmed reports that part of the Royal Alexandra Hospital is being evacuated.

:?: :?: :?:


Was curry on the menu this evening?
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Postby HollowHorn » Sat Jun 30, 2007 7:26 pm

Smartalex wrote:Resilience, That's what I love about Glasgow

Very true Alex, a mad burning bomber has a go at the polis & a passing member of the public runs up & scuds him a dull yin, brilliant.
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Postby tobester » Sat Jun 30, 2007 7:28 pm

Anyone think that the 2 arses arrested will try and sue those who hit them, and some fanny lawyer will bring up their human rights by possible maybe tues lunchtime?
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Postby scallopboy » Sat Jun 30, 2007 7:29 pm

tobester wrote:Anyone think that the 2 arses arrested will try and sue those who hit them, and some fanny lawyer will bring up their human rights by possible maybe tues lunchtime?


Aye, and the one in flames will sue for not having his right to commit suicide
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Postby McShad » Sat Jun 30, 2007 7:31 pm

HollowHorn wrote:
Smartalex wrote:Resilience, That's what I love about Glasgow

Very true Alex, a mad burning bomber has a go at the polis & a passing member of the public runs up & scuds him a dull yin, brilliant.


If it was London, everyone would have tucked tail and bolted
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Postby DVF » Sat Jun 30, 2007 7:36 pm

Sky keep going on about getting their info from the MI5 website but I can't find anything, what they up to?

Then again they also said that firefighters from Strathclyde Police were attending to the fire.
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