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here tammy, you sound like my kinda girl, :)




wanna go er sightseeing sometime?

Glasgow writer Grant Morrison once asked the readers of his comics to masturbate whilst imagining a 'sigil' i.e. some kind of magical bullshit. But what he was really doing was getting all the geeky fan boys to do what they do best! All at the same time. Nice.

Anyone fancy a 'sex' tour of Glasgow. We could try and map exactly where sex happens in the city. I'm serious! Could make a great Hidden Glasgow pamphlet...

jim wrote:Anyone fancy a 'sex' tour of Glasgow. We could try and map exactly where sex happens in the city. I'm serious! Could make a great Hidden Glasgow pamphlet...

Yup. Stay serious, I reckon it could be indeed make a great pamphlet. You have been giving it some thought?

Any way... back on track.
Alleyway outside Wypers (c. 1991), on a bus (scary), train, drying area in a block of flats at Kinsway. The Venue & Rat Trap bogs. probably others, cant think of them now.

Heard a good one about a bloke I knew in th late 80's/early 90's in the Mayfair. Bloke was getting "frisky" in the middle of the dance floor, only to be approached by the bouncers who say "Oi, you can't do that there ..... get in the bogs" !!!!! Wasn't me, incidentally.

Not telling you all of my outdoor venues, with the exception of the middle of a train carriage somewhere between Carlisle and Glasgow last year!

The trains seem like quite a popular choice!!!

You have been giving it some thought?[/quote]

Always. Nothing fancy. A small pamphlet with a pull-out map of the city detailing points of interest. Also some of peoples 'favourites' and experiences 'in the field' so to speak.

It would also be fun to do. so to speak

I am waiting for people to start posting the same places. Perhaps places other than in the bogs of clubs or elsewhere... they would be lava hot glowing hotspots on any map!!!

My favourite place isn't there anymore....

Sharon wrote:The trains seem like quite a popular choice!!!

Indeed, but MOST will be the toilets on trains ... not the middle of the carriage!!!!

Good Topic!

Before we were married, the wife and I had it away in Alexandria Park, at the travelator in the Anderston Centre, behind a church in Shettleston, the toilets in Henri Afrikaas, the bushes in Buccleuch Street near Tenement Place and, like Tammy, the steps between Heron House and the Greek Thomson church (the bit at the top).
Funnily enough though, that all finished after we got married!

On a slightly different subject, cutting thru' a lane in Anderston one night after a sly pee, I was stopped by a hooker who asked me if I could give her two fivers for a tenner while she continued giving some guy hand relief! To be fair, the guy had the good grace to look embarassed. Also, does anyone remember the Festival Bar in Argyle Street where the hookers used to congregate before "working hours"? My local for years, and always funny to watch them trying to fleece guys for drinks!

I think a 'pull-out' phamphlet would not be appropriate.

The changing rooms in Top Man was a rather risque one of mine.

Gazzathecoigne wrote:The changing rooms in Top Man was a rather risque one of mine.

Also, I cant belive I forgot, in an empty shop unit in the Savoy Centre around 1987 (next to the bridge type thing).

One of my best places for getting caught in public getting my 'nat king'

Can anyone remember the brothel above a funeral directors in Duke Street roughly 1997? I had a mate who stayed not too far from it. I think it was exposed in the 'News of the World', however, had been known for years about the east end

Oh, yeah the toilets in the Republic Bier Halle are not bad for a 'quickie'!