Josef wrote:They could stick a couple of wheels on the top deck, tack it on at the back and put it on the no. 9 route.
Talking of which, there's a driver on that route who, when I ask for a £1.75 ticket, always gives me a £1.45 one. It could maybe be that he mishears me (every time), but no other driver has ever done this, and he looks at the money I've put in the chute before he issues the ticket. Are they on a cut of the excess money at the end of the day, or something?
So, when you see that driver, why not stick £1.50 in the slot and check his reaction? If he claims that's not enough - add 25 pence and then check your ticket.
In any case, report him to First.