HollowHorn wrote:Cheeky cow! You forgot me & Ena Sharples.
Sorry. You hadn't introduced yourself at the time I made that post. My fault entirely.
Lovely to see you all again after a long time, and to see new faces too. Sorry I had to leave early, but needs must.
On the way home, our bus was attacked by
homo retardus nedii at West Whiteleeburn. Two of these creatures had sighted our Asian driver and went mental, came on the bus and started banging on his door. I'm not sure what their problem was exactly, but it was either unacceptable to have terrorists driving buses or Asians in the country. The neds' war-cry and English are not mutually intelligible.
The bus driver, whose English was as a newscaster, promptly told them to get some manners, get off his bus on pain of an explosive suppository and he shut the door when they did so. No sooner had we pulled away than a police car came 'round Cathkin Roundabout. Two toots on the horn, the bus stopped, the driver ran down the road and the next thing we knew the back of the bus was lit up by flashing blue lights. Two neds were taken away...
I don't have a hangover this morning either.
Result!