Anyone who's reading this, and wondering why it bears no resemblance to what you heard tonight - THAT'S BECAUSE I'M NOT AT FURY'S ANY MORE!
If you're reading this knowing full well than you were at Fury's and I wasn't - I hope the cheap drink's worth the fact that you're supporting liars and cheats.
Thanks to those that were there tonight. Here's the setlist.
Tori Amos - Crucify
Bjork - Hyperballad
Prodigy - Ghost Town
PitchShifter - Please Sir
Static-X - Otsego Undead
System Of A Down - Know
Fear Factory - Cloning Technology
Korn - Y'All Want A Single
Limp Bizkit - Faith
Lostprophets - View To A Kill
Incubus - A Certain Shade Of Green
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Parallel Universe
The Bloodhound Gang - Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny
Beastie Boys - Girls / Fight For Your Right
Offspring - Pretty Fly ( For A White Guy )
The Dead Kennedys - Viva Las Vegas
Goldfinger - 99 Red Balloons
Less Than Jake - All My Best Friends Are Metalheads
Faith No More - We Care A Lot
Terrorvision - Oblivion
Blur - Song 2
Cake - The Distance
Pop Will Eat Itself - Everything's Cool?
Carter U.S.M. - The Only Living Boy In New Cross
The Wonder Stuff - Size Of A Cow
The Smiths - Panic
E.M.F. - Crash And Carry
The shamen - Move Any Mountain
Black Box - Ride On Time
Prodigy - Out Of Space
The Mad Capsule Markets - W.O.R.L.D.
Celldweller - Own Little World
Marilyn Manson - This Is The New Shit
Nine Inch Nails - Terrible Lie
Fear Factory - Zero Signal
Transplants - Diamonds And Guns
The Clash - Rock The Casbah
The Stranglers - No More Heroes
Madness - House Of Fun
Stiff Little Fingers - Alternative Ulster
They Might Be Giants - Birdhouse In Your Soul
Green Day - Hitchin' A Ride
Therapy? - Screamager
Sugar Ray - Mean Machine
The Wildhearts - Vanilla Radio
Tomahawk - 101 North
Alice In Chains - Godsmack
Metallica - The Memory Remains
Machine Head - Old
Killswitch Engage - Numbered Days
New Flesh
Wednesday nights, Barfly, Glasgow.