Social Networking in History

[yoker brian]

If facebook / twitter had been around in history, what would (in)famous peoples status messages be? Here's some for starters.

Jesus: if I swap the water for red wine they will believe any shit i tell them!

JFK is visiting Dallas today & hoping the weathers good so can be driven around with the roof down

Moses - Was more fucked on LSD up at Mount Sinai last night than he previously thought.

Adolf is now friends with France.

[Dougie]

Adolf is now friends with France.

Benito likes this!

[Dave]

Pol Pot slayed all his subjects in CountryVille.

[hazy]

Judas came into a wee bit of money and is throwing a party tonight.

[scaryman2u]

Imelda Marcos sues Clark`s

[yoker brian]

Henry the VIII relationship status is complicated

[DickyHart]

william the conquerer - booked ferry tickets for england, me and a few pals

[Dave]

william the conquerer - booked ferry tickets for england, me and a few pals

The Renfrew Ferry found a new route then

[hazy]

Anne Frank :- I will be staying in tomorrow.

[Autolycus]

Jesus - going on Jeremy Kyle to get a DNA test.

[hazy]

Franz Polzer My profile. Enjoys DIY

[yoker brian]

Guy Fawkes - is going to have a blast tonight

[floweredpig]

Dick James at Decca- Saw a band today,hair too long,drummer crap.

[BrigitDoon]

Banksy commented on Pink Floyd's Wall

[hazy]

Francis Drake:- Found these weird leafs today. I dried them in the sun then rolled them up and then I stuck it in my moth and set it on fire. I mght call them potatoes.