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SANTA AND HIS REINDEER

Postby reindeercentre » Mon Nov 30, 2009 11:19 pm

check out the Reindeer Centre Ayrshire , where you can feed the reindeer and see santa , its open Mon - Frid 5pm - 10pm , sat 11am - 10pm sunday 11am - 7pm. There website is www.reindeercentre.com

They also offer a mobile grotto to shools and your house.

They offer different photo packages and give a proffessional picture , also a small christmas shop , its on the A736 barrhead to irvine road , near burnhouse , looks fab at night as all light up.You can even adopt a reindeer as a christmas present.

They also sell real reindeer food for you to leave out on x mas eve
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Re: SANTA AND HIS REINDEER

Postby Josef » Mon Nov 30, 2009 11:27 pm

For goodness sake, ya numpty.

If you're going to post commercial links, the least you can do is make them look like they were posted by someone other than a ten-year-old on a school project.

Unless, of course, you are a ten-year-old on a school project. :)
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Re: SANTA AND HIS REINDEER

Postby cumbo » Mon Nov 30, 2009 11:58 pm

That sounds like that place down south that charge punters £20 last year to get into a muddy field full of
dead reindeer and decomposing Elfs and two trees with fairy lights pretending to be a enchanted wood.
Santa was a drunk Polish bloke on the child register,all the presents were two bob and..... I might pop along.
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Re: SANTA AND HIS REINDEER

Postby Josef » Tue Dec 01, 2009 6:51 am

cumbo wrote:That sounds like that place down south that charge punters £20 last year to get into a muddy field full of
dead reindeer and decomposing Elfs and two trees with fairy lights pretending to be a enchanted wood.
Santa was a drunk Polish bloke on the child register,all the presents were two bob and..... I might pop along.


Excellent! Sounds like we've got ourselves an HG day out in the making.
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Re: SANTA AND HIS REINDEER

Postby Fossil » Tue Dec 01, 2009 9:03 am

Reindeer shite is said to be lucky I heard, sort of, ages ago
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Re: SANTA AND HIS REINDEER

Postby Surfer Rosa » Tue Dec 01, 2009 3:51 pm

reindeercentre wrote:They also sell real reindeer food for you to leave out on x mas eve


Fuck me, you sell carrots?
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Re: SANTA AND HIS REINDEER

Postby yoker brian » Tue Dec 01, 2009 11:05 pm

Santa is a B*****d - what is it with people putting christmas trees up in November - theres a house in Dyke Road opposite the shops that's had a tree up since last Monday!!

Bah Humbug!
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Re: SANTA AND HIS REINDEER

Postby nuttytigger » Wed Dec 02, 2009 2:05 am

I was gonna put mine up on 23rd Nov, but no-one would've seen it coz we went on holiday on the 24th, but now waiting till this weekend, but ASDA Hamilton had no Advent Calenders left today, but had bloody loads last week, raging :)
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Re: SANTA AND HIS REINDEER

Postby Doorstop » Wed Dec 02, 2009 6:30 am

yoker brian wrote:Santa is a B*****d - what is it with people putting christmas trees up in November - theres a house in Dyke Road opposite the shops that's had a tree up since last Monday!!

Bah Humbug!


There's a house in the same road that's using more electricity to illuminate it's external Christmas lights than Dr. Frankenstein would have used to reanimate an elephant.
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Re: SANTA AND HIS REINDEER

Postby yoker brian » Thu Dec 03, 2009 12:51 am

nuttytigger wrote:I was gonna put mine up on 23rd Nov,


WHY??? :roll:

Doorstop wrote:There's a house in the same road that's using more electricity to illuminate it's external Christmas lights than Dr. Frankenstein would have used to reanimate an elephant.


I think I know the house you mean DS. no doubt they'll spend the early part of next year moaning about the electrcity bills

Im getting bored with Christmas trees, can't wait until Saturday when easter eggs are on special at ASDA 8O

PS Are there any Dykes living in Dyke Road?
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Re: SANTA AND HIS REINDEER

Postby nuttytigger » Thu Dec 03, 2009 12:53 am

yoker brian wrote:
nuttytigger wrote:I was gonna put mine up on 23rd Nov,


WHY??? :roll:


so it was up for me coming back my holidays. i wasn't gonna turn it on
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Re: SANTA AND HIS REINDEER

Postby lordsleek » Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:34 pm

HMMM Iguess reindeer smell like spam? :roll:
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Re: SANTA AND HIS REINDEER

Postby Doorstop » Thu Dec 10, 2009 1:23 pm

yoker brian wrote:
PS Are there any Dykes living in Dyke Road?


I haven't noticed an over exuberance on the dungaree front, no.
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Re: SANTA AND HIS REINDEER

Postby tobester » Thu Dec 10, 2009 8:14 pm

lordsleek wrote:HMMM Iguess reindeer smell like spam? :roll:


Reindeer Spam, i think ill email morrisons, could be their flavour of the month on the deli.
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Re: SANTA AND HIS REINDEER

Postby yoker brian » Sat Dec 12, 2009 7:02 pm

Doorstop wrote:I haven't noticed an over exuberance on the dungaree front, no.


Should I start a petition then?
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