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Dumb Questions
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Re: Dumb Questions
by hazy » Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:42 am
HollowHorn wrote:I'm away to kill myself, again.
Theres a queue for that. Get tae the back
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Re: Dumb Questions
by HollowHorn » Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:47 am
Boy, will you be sorry when someone reads out the Paisley Daily Express to you in the morning.
You heartless bastard.
You heartless bastard.
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Re: Dumb Questions
by hazy » Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:49 am
Will it be chisled out by then. If you need help spellin gies a shout n nat.
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Re: Dumb Questions
by VGSmiles » Thu Sep 17, 2009 11:05 pm
Some Americans are like that (but not all). Best one I've had, on a train, a woman asked me where I was from and I said, Germany. She then asked, "is that up east?" Uh, yeah... wayyyyyy east, try outside of the US
Another good one I've seen on TV with an English woman who'd emigrated south of the equator. She was all upset and disappointed with the Australian weather, complaining summer was so cold, after all this was August. And I was thinking, you will have one hell of a surprise come January...
Can't help it, but I feel sorry for people who are so ignorant. Though they sure can be funny. Still, there is probably quite a lot I don't know that I should.
Another good one I've seen on TV with an English woman who'd emigrated south of the equator. She was all upset and disappointed with the Australian weather, complaining summer was so cold, after all this was August. And I was thinking, you will have one hell of a surprise come January...
Can't help it, but I feel sorry for people who are so ignorant. Though they sure can be funny. Still, there is probably quite a lot I don't know that I should.
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Re: Dumb Questions
by Ronnie » Fri Sep 18, 2009 2:34 pm
nuttytigger wrote:i'm on an american forum as well and i hate it when on there they refer to the uk as England
You mean like everyone else in north and south America gets upset when we refer to the United States as "America"?
upupdowndownleftrightleftrightbastart
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Re: Dumb Questions
by nuttytigger » Fri Sep 18, 2009 4:47 pm
well its know as the united states of america - we're not known as england
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Re: Dumb Questions
by hazy » Fri Sep 18, 2009 5:24 pm
Every parent to thier teenage kids " So are you gauny load the dish washer then". 
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Re: Dumb Questions
by Doorstop » Fri Sep 18, 2009 5:28 pm
Sign of the times Hazy mate .. when I was growing up teenagers were the dishwashers.
I like him ... He says "Okie Dokie!"
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Re: Dumb Questions
by hazy » Fri Sep 18, 2009 8:14 pm
Doorstop wrote:Sign of the times Hazy mate .. when I was growing up teenagers were the dishwashers.
Aye and that was after a hard days graft downt pit lad.
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Re: Dumb Questions
by catriona » Mon Sep 21, 2009 3:30 am
Dumb Questions
"Are you going to finish that?"
"that" being - cheescake with strawberries and whipped cream on top.
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Re: Dumb Questions
by Bridie » Mon Sep 21, 2009 6:33 am
catriona wrote:Dumb Questions
"Are you going to finish that?"
"that" being - cheescake with strawberries and whipped cream on top.
"Now, what to do with leftover wine?"
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Re: Dumb Questions
by Bridie » Thu Mar 04, 2010 1:28 pm
(only thread I could find suitable) 
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edi ... 548131.stm
now all we need is that all voice recognition computers should be female and after a gap of say 60 seconds (ok I'll allow it to be adjusted) the voice say;
"for f**** sake what are you on about!" or words to that affect
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edi ... 548131.stm
now all we need is that all voice recognition computers should be female and after a gap of say 60 seconds (ok I'll allow it to be adjusted) the voice say;
"for f**** sake what are you on about!" or words to that affect
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