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Re: Am I the only one?

PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 6:58 pm
by The Creeping Spleen
banjo wrote:chuggers to be tasered as soon as the bib comes oot the bag.

Oh yes! :D

Accordion playing buskers that loiter outside of Tesco to be have their ungodly instrument burned.

Re: Am I the only one?

PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2014 9:06 pm
by Dexter St. Clair
I was going to mention this is a home for auld moaning bastards but I've just heard an X Factorette murder a natural woman pub singer style.

Re: Am I the only one?

PostPosted: Sat Nov 08, 2014 7:43 pm
by banjo
aye,if the cap fits dexter.

Re: Am I the only one?

PostPosted: Sat Nov 08, 2014 7:59 pm
by Fat Cat
banjo wrote:chuggers to be tasered as soon as the bib comes oot the bag.


Yes yes yes...

Along with Talk Talk salesmen.

Re: Am I the only one?

PostPosted: Sun Nov 09, 2014 12:53 am
by Guacho
Dexter St. Clair wrote:I was going to mention this is a home for auld moaning bastards but I've just heard an X Factorette murder a natural woman pub singer style.

You have my sympathy. However, the comma is beside the M on the keyboard.

Re: Am I the only one?

PostPosted: Sun Nov 09, 2014 8:32 am
by Fat Cat
Guacho wrote:
Dexter St. Clair wrote:I was going to mention this is a home for auld moaning bastards but I've just heard an X Factorette murder a natural woman pub singer style.

You have my sympathy. However, the comma is beside the M on the keyboard.


Harsh. He did use an apostrophe. Always a good thing.

Re: Am I the only one?

PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2014 8:55 am
by RapidAssistant
The Creeping Spleen wrote:
Accordion playing buskers that loiter outside of Tesco to be have their ungodly instrument burned.


The pan pipers (usually perform outside Marks and Spencers on Argyle St) were the only ones I'd stop and actually listen to.

Re: Am I the only one?

PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2014 11:45 pm
by Dexter St. Clair
Fat Cat wrote:
Guacho wrote:
Dexter St. Clair wrote:I was going to mention this is a home for auld moaning bastards but I've just heard an X Factorette murder a natural woman pub singer style.

You have my sympathy. However, the comma is beside the M on the keyboard.


Harsh. He did use an apostrophe. Always a good thing.


Unlike this dick.

Guacho wrote:
Surprised Dex hasn't commented on the spelling on the thread.
Anyway, not going to happen. The Uni have post-its on peoples doors saying who will have the offices in the spring ::):

Re: Am I the only one?

PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2014 11:46 pm
by Dexter St. Clair
Harsh. He did use an apostrophe. Always a good thing.



Unlike this dick.

Guacho wrote:
Surprised Dex hasn't commented on the spelling on the thread.
Anyway, not going to happen. The Uni have post-its on peoples doors saying who will have the offices in the spring ::):

Re: Am I the only one?

PostPosted: Tue Nov 11, 2014 2:58 am
by octavia
to change things slightly or more, am I the only one but go to crown carvery,various locations with a glasgow postcode. the roasts on offer,usually gammon,turkey and beef. Gammon normally ok. Turkey ha been known to be on the dry side, but the beef is bizarre ,just what cut is this, asked the duty manager,not a clue..to be fair it looks like beef ,but thats it ,not much taste,just chewy ,what is this stuff?

Re: Am I the only one?

PostPosted: Tue Nov 11, 2014 2:31 pm
by Fat Cat
octavia wrote:to change things slightly or more, am I the only one but go to crown carvery,various locations with a glasgow postcode. the roasts on offer,usually gammon,turkey and beef. Gammon normally ok. Turkey ha been known to be on the dry side, but the beef is bizarre ,just what cut is this, asked the duty manager,not a clue..to be fair it looks like beef ,but thats it ,not much taste,just chewy ,what is this stuff?


Cat? Dog? Who knows.

Re: Am I the only one?

PostPosted: Tue Nov 11, 2014 5:19 pm
by The Creeping Spleen
Sham - synthetic ham. ;)

Re: Am I the only one?

PostPosted: Tue Nov 11, 2014 10:02 pm
by banjo
rib of beef which is a bit fatty with an oil based glaze. :wink:

Re: Am I the only one?

PostPosted: Tue Nov 11, 2014 11:27 pm
by Guacho
Dexter St. Clair wrote:
Harsh. He did use an apostrophe. Always a good thing.



Unlike this dick.

Guacho wrote:
Surprised Dex hasn't commented on the spelling on the thread.
Anyway, not going to happen. The Uni have post-its on peoples doors saying who will have the offices in the spring ::):


Nice double post. You're obviously a fan of potato's tomato's and post-it's ::):

Re: Am I the only one?

PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2014 9:17 am
by The Creeping Spleen
Am I the only one who wishes long films (over two hours excluding the ads and trailers, which are half an hour anyway) came with a comfort break in the middle?

The movie stops for ten minutes or quarter of an hour, and you can go for a pish.