Behind the sofa

[BrigitDoon]

I'm hiding here behind the sofa. No way I'm looking at the "two tickets to Hell please" thread again. It's grim.

[flyman]

The clue is kinda in the title tho Brigit to be fair.........still one mans vision of hell is sometimes anothers vision of heaven.Me? ive got first class tickets for the big fire when the time comes my mammy and daddy are waiting patiently for me doon there.My friend and hairdresser is a girl i've known for 30 odd years and recently she has become a born again Christian,which i dont get i dont even get the Christians that have always had it.She recently asked me if when i die and i go to heaven and my parents are there waiting for me would that not be the best thing ever? I assured her that if i did manage to live to a good old age and get to some supposed eternal Nirvana and mummy and daddy were waiting for me then i would indeed be in Hell not Heaven.Some folk just dont get it do they? alky mammys and daddies do not a heaven make .Hence the reason i need to advocate stuff like Two tickets to hell please...................good god all those years spent in therapy and all i needed was this place i would have saved thousands

[BrigitDoon]

Aaaaaarrrrrrrggh!

Gooooooooooooooooooo aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

[flyman]

Ach Brigit calm doon its only fun ...........until someone loses an eye do you really want me to go away? seriously? its no bother i'll get my wee tartan shawl and head off doon the watter if you really insist

[flyman]

Or get a bigger sofa? Brigit no offence intended(well as much no offence as a thread called two tickets to hell would cause) seriously i'm new here why would i want to offend anyone? if ive caused anyone any major grief my humble apologies .

[wee minxy]

You carry on , I'm luvin it

[flyman]

Ach i think i may have overstepped the mark Minxy ,i'll get my hat and bunnet on the way oot................

[catriona]

Aaaaaarrrrrrrggh!

Gooooooooooooooooooo aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Why?!

[BrigitDoon]

Because he's stuck his head 'round the back of my sofa and said "Boo!".

[flyman]

Most other folk find their tv remotes behind the sofa me i find Brigit

[BrigitDoon]

You want me to change the channel while I'm down here?

[flyman]

If you would Brigit and i dropped a tanner doon there a while back if you find it you can keep it

[BrigitDoon]

If you would Brigit...

*zap*

Aha...



Everyone's smiley and happy. Must be safe to come out from behind the sofa...

[flyman]

Jesus! Brigit? gonnae turn doon the contrast on yer telly.....................

[BrigitDoon]

My telly's fine. I think the problem is the BBC's make-up and wardrobe department.