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Punch up

Postby Lone Groover » Mon Dec 08, 2008 5:36 pm

BIF !!!
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Re: Punch up

Postby John » Mon Dec 08, 2008 5:43 pm

Bang!
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Re: Punch up

Postby BrigitDoon » Mon Dec 08, 2008 5:43 pm

Get it right, tis "Biff". I should know. My granny taught me. Couldn't get through her front door when visiting for a hailstorm of fists. She was always staying up late to watch the boxing, bless her! :)

OK, so who's on for one? Gie I a load o'lip, an' I'll terf yer swede. :D
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Re: Punch up

Postby Lone Groover » Mon Dec 08, 2008 5:50 pm

[i]Kapowwww !!!!!![/i]
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Re: Punch up

Postby Its_a_gamp » Mon Dec 08, 2008 6:43 pm

Holy Potatoes Batman, there's a fight in here
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Re: Punch up

Postby mr moto » Mon Dec 08, 2008 7:27 pm

THWOCK !!!
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Re: Punch up

Postby Lucky Poet » Mon Dec 08, 2008 7:36 pm

Harsh language!

Nah, hang on, that's no right. :? I'll get back to you.
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Re: Punch up

Postby Lone Groover » Mon Dec 08, 2008 7:51 pm

OOOHYAAA !!!
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Re: Punch up

Postby mr moto » Mon Dec 08, 2008 8:21 pm

KABLAMMO !!!!!
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Re: Punch up

Postby hazy » Mon Dec 08, 2008 8:22 pm

Yuk it ma eyes are black n blue
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Re: Punch up

Postby Josef » Mon Dec 08, 2008 8:38 pm

Oooh, you are all awful...

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Re: Punch up

Postby scottland » Mon Dec 08, 2008 8:57 pm

Haud ma jaicket.
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Re: Punch up

Postby BrigitDoon » Mon Dec 08, 2008 8:59 pm

Jethro and Denzil walk into a pub and Jethro says to Denzil:

"There's gonna be a fight in here in a minute."

Says Denzil:

"How can you be sure? Are you psychic or something?"

Jethro:

"No, I'm about to whack you, ya cunt!"
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Re: Punch up

Postby scottland » Mon Dec 08, 2008 9:03 pm

Come intae me ya bass.
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Re: Punch up

Postby tobester » Mon Dec 08, 2008 9:40 pm

M'on ya fanny, square go
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