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I don't think the surgeon is Dr. Günter von Hagens.

floweredpig wrote:Do you get to take anything home?

I knew a veterinary nurse who had an interesting collection: two souvenirs from every species that had been in her surgery, preserved in formaldehyde. Only one species wanted representation and I offered to remedy this. I mean, how can you have alpaca and llama, yet no homo sapiens?

Josef wrote:Our 'Crossed-legs-and-slightly-squeamish' correspondent writes : I'll thank you both to discontinue this line of conversation.

Surely you understand that I have to get my revenge in first because I know they're all going to take the piss in three months time when I'm laid up and can't have a piss properly myself?

Meanwhile...

BrigitDoon wrote:

Josef wrote:Our 'Crossed-legs-and-slightly-squeamish' correspondent writes : I'll thank you both to discontinue this line of conversation.

Surely you understand that I have to get my revenge in first because I know they're all going to take the piss in three months time when I'm laid up and can't have a piss properly myself?

Meanwhile...

Console yourself in the fact that you know what it was like to piss up a wall

And down it...

All 400ft of Cheddar Gorge on to the "grockels" below.

Can't do that now. Hormones. Shrinkage... shrinkage...shrinkage...

Mind what the missus puts in your tea to calm you down, boys.

BrigitDoon wrote: Shrinkage... shrinkage...shrinkage...

Been there, seen it, lost it, wherethefuckisit? One more grey pube than Monument though, result!

HollowHorn wrote:

BrigitDoon wrote: Shrinkage... shrinkage...shrinkage...

Been there, seen it, lost it, wherethefuckisit? One more grey pube than Monument though, result! ::):

The things you miss when you go outside for a cigarette....

HollowHorn wrote:

BrigitDoon wrote: Shrinkage... shrinkage...shrinkage...

Been there, seen it, lost it, wherethefuckisit? One more grey pube than Monument though, result! ::):

aye that was a revelation

HollowHorn wrote:

BrigitDoon wrote: Shrinkage... shrinkage...shrinkage...

Been there, seen it, lost it, wherethefuckisit? One more grey pube than Monument though, result! ::):

Oh fuck! Who clyped?

HollowHorn wrote:Oh fuck! Who clyped? ::):

I think it all wnet wrong when me jacket got stained

Wheeeeee!

I've done TV Licensing and Prudential this week. I'm on a roll. I am the Data Protection Queen.

There will now be much pouring of Old Rascal...

BrigitDoon wrote:There will now be much pouring of Old Rascal...

I kept my eye on HH all afternoon. We only had to pour him the once, on to a train at Glasgow Central.

Arf. Hic! Pardon me.

Ah yes, putting the genie back in the bottle can't be done...