BrigitDoon's Bomb Shelter

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Re: BrigitDoon's Bomb Shelter

Postby Dave » Sat May 23, 2009 9:17 am

I don't think the surgeon is Dr. Günter von Hagens.
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Re: BrigitDoon's Bomb Shelter

Postby BrigitDoon » Sat May 23, 2009 11:19 am

floweredpig wrote:Do you get to take anything home?

I knew a veterinary nurse who had an interesting collection: two souvenirs from every species that had been in her surgery, preserved in formaldehyde. Only one species wanted representation and I offered to remedy this. I mean, how can you have alpaca and llama, yet no homo sapiens?
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Re: BrigitDoon's Bomb Shelter

Postby BrigitDoon » Sat May 23, 2009 6:24 pm

Josef wrote:Our 'Crossed-legs-and-slightly-squeamish' correspondent writes : I'll thank you both to discontinue this line of conversation.

Surely you understand that I have to get my revenge in first because I know they're all going to take the piss in three months time when I'm laid up and can't have a piss properly myself? :?

Meanwhile...

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Re: BrigitDoon's Bomb Shelter

Postby scaryman2u » Sat May 23, 2009 8:58 pm

BrigitDoon wrote:
Josef wrote:Our 'Crossed-legs-and-slightly-squeamish' correspondent writes : I'll thank you both to discontinue this line of conversation.

Surely you understand that I have to get my revenge in first because I know they're all going to take the piss in three months time when I'm laid up and can't have a piss properly myself? :?

Meanwhile...

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Console yourself in the fact that you know what it was like to piss up a wall :P
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Re: BrigitDoon's Bomb Shelter

Postby BrigitDoon » Sat May 23, 2009 9:03 pm

And down it...

All 400ft of Cheddar Gorge on to the "grockels" below. :D

Can't do that now. Hormones. Shrinkage... shrinkage...shrinkage...

Mind what the missus puts in your tea to calm you down, boys. :wink:
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Re: BrigitDoon's Bomb Shelter

Postby HollowHorn » Sun May 24, 2009 8:21 pm

BrigitDoon wrote: Shrinkage... shrinkage...shrinkage...

Been there, seen it, lost it, wherethefuckisit? One more grey pube than Monument though, result! ::):
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Re: BrigitDoon's Bomb Shelter

Postby Josef » Sun May 24, 2009 8:28 pm

HollowHorn wrote:
BrigitDoon wrote: Shrinkage... shrinkage...shrinkage...

Been there, seen it, lost it, wherethefuckisit? One more grey pube than Monument though, result! ::):


8O The things you miss when you go outside for a cigarette....
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Re: BrigitDoon's Bomb Shelter

Postby Fossil » Sun May 24, 2009 8:34 pm

HollowHorn wrote:
BrigitDoon wrote: Shrinkage... shrinkage...shrinkage...

Been there, seen it, lost it, wherethefuckisit? One more grey pube than Monument though, result! ::):


aye that was a revelation 8)
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Re: BrigitDoon's Bomb Shelter

Postby Monument » Tue May 26, 2009 7:01 pm

HollowHorn wrote:
BrigitDoon wrote: Shrinkage... shrinkage...shrinkage...

Been there, seen it, lost it, wherethefuckisit? One more grey pube than Monument though, result! ::):


:oops: 8O
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Re: BrigitDoon's Bomb Shelter

Postby HollowHorn » Tue May 26, 2009 8:26 pm

Oh fuck! Who clyped? ::):
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Re: BrigitDoon's Bomb Shelter

Postby Fossil » Wed May 27, 2009 7:21 am

HollowHorn wrote:Oh fuck! Who clyped? ::):


I think it all wnet wrong when me jacket got stained :)
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Re: BrigitDoon's Bomb Shelter

Postby BrigitDoon » Sat Jun 06, 2009 2:55 pm

Wheeeeee! :D

I've done TV Licensing and Prudential this week. I'm on a roll. I am the Data Protection Queen. 8)

There will now be much pouring of Old Rascal... :D
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Re: BrigitDoon's Bomb Shelter

Postby Josef » Sat Jun 06, 2009 5:50 pm

BrigitDoon wrote:There will now be much pouring of Old Rascal... :D


I kept my eye on HH all afternoon. We only had to pour him the once, on to a train at Glasgow Central.
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Re: BrigitDoon's Bomb Shelter

Postby HollowHorn » Sat Jun 06, 2009 6:28 pm

Arf. Hic! Pardon me. :oops:
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Re: BrigitDoon's Bomb Shelter

Postby BrigitDoon » Sun Jun 07, 2009 8:32 am

Ah yes, putting the genie back in the bottle can't be done...
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