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Suture lines: the bane of my life right now.

One down the right, one down the left and one down the middle.

Imagine a doberman grabbing you by the bawbag/labia. If either one of you moves... Ow!

Phantom willies.

BrigitDoon wrote:Phantom willies.

Not expecting to find much, I Googled 'phanton erections' and was a bit surprised by the amount of seemingly serious scientific references.

onyirtodd wrote:

BrigitDoon wrote:Phantom willies.

Not expecting to find much, I Googled 'phanton erections' and was a bit surprised by the amount of seemingly serious scientific references.

Look no further than Charing Cross.

Funny you should use that as a phantom erection, given that is actually a big hole

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Dave wrote:Funny you should use that as a phantom erection, given that is actually a big hole ::):

How wonderfully apt!

, hopefully yours will not be big, Brigit

Josef wrote:
Look no further than Charing Cross.

In the past week there has been landscaping activity at that phantom site. Deliveries of soil filling in the hole.
Dont think the tower will be erected any time soon.

Vinegar Tom wrote:

Josef wrote:
Look no further than Charing Cross.

In the past week there has been landscaping activity at that phantom site. Deliveries of soil filling in the hole.
Dont think the tower will be erected any time soon.

Well at the very least they can make a nice park in time for the Games

I believe a term might be 'a bit of grass on the wicket'

I was rather amused to see ma mad aunty posting in the 'equipment' thread

wee minxy wrote:::): , hopefully yours will not be big, Brigit

About as deep as it was long.

Dave wrote:I believe a term might be 'a bit of grass on the wicket'

Sticky wicket at the moment. Dilating three times a day and a tube of Aqua-Gel is sacrificed in the process.

all the best to you brigit