BrigitDoon's Bomb Shelter

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Re: BrigitDoon's Bomb Shelter

Postby BrigitDoon » Mon Jul 27, 2009 8:32 am

Suture lines: the bane of my life right now.

One down the right, one down the left and one down the middle.

Imagine a doberman grabbing you by the bawbag/labia. If either one of you moves... Ow! 8O
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Re: BrigitDoon's Bomb Shelter

Postby BrigitDoon » Mon Jul 27, 2009 4:27 pm

Phantom willies. 8O
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Re: BrigitDoon's Bomb Shelter

Postby onyirtodd » Mon Jul 27, 2009 6:08 pm

BrigitDoon wrote:Phantom willies. 8O


Not expecting to find much, I Googled 'phanton erections' and was a bit surprised by the amount of seemingly serious scientific references.
238 to 127. All in all a good afternoon's work
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Re: BrigitDoon's Bomb Shelter

Postby Josef » Mon Jul 27, 2009 7:15 pm

onyirtodd wrote:
BrigitDoon wrote:Phantom willies. 8O


Not expecting to find much, I Googled 'phanton erections' and was a bit surprised by the amount of seemingly serious scientific references.


Look no further than Charing Cross.


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Re: BrigitDoon's Bomb Shelter

Postby Dave » Mon Jul 27, 2009 7:19 pm

Funny you should use that as a phantom erection, given that is actually a big hole ::):
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Re: BrigitDoon's Bomb Shelter

Postby Lucky Poet » Mon Jul 27, 2009 7:27 pm

8O ... ::):
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Re: BrigitDoon's Bomb Shelter

Postby BrigitDoon » Mon Jul 27, 2009 8:36 pm

Dave wrote:Funny you should use that as a phantom erection, given that is actually a big hole ::):

How wonderfully apt! ::):
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Re: BrigitDoon's Bomb Shelter

Postby wee minxy » Mon Jul 27, 2009 8:42 pm

::): , hopefully yours will not be big, Brigit 8O :D
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Re: BrigitDoon's Bomb Shelter

Postby Shardonnay » Mon Jul 27, 2009 8:50 pm

::): ::):
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Re: BrigitDoon's Bomb Shelter

Postby Vinegar Tom » Mon Jul 27, 2009 9:24 pm

Josef wrote:
Look no further than Charing Cross.



In the past week there has been landscaping activity at that phantom site. Deliveries of soil filling in the hole.
Dont think the tower will be erected any time soon.
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Re: BrigitDoon's Bomb Shelter

Postby Dave » Mon Jul 27, 2009 9:29 pm

Vinegar Tom wrote:
Josef wrote:
Look no further than Charing Cross.



In the past week there has been landscaping activity at that phantom site. Deliveries of soil filling in the hole.
Dont think the tower will be erected any time soon.


Well at the very least they can make a nice park in time for the Games ;)

I believe a term might be 'a bit of grass on the wicket' ;)
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Re: BrigitDoon's Bomb Shelter

Postby wee minxy » Mon Jul 27, 2009 9:33 pm

::):
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Re: BrigitDoon's Bomb Shelter

Postby HollowHorn » Mon Jul 27, 2009 10:10 pm

I was rather amused to see ma mad aunty posting in the 'equipment' thread :D
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Re: BrigitDoon's Bomb Shelter

Postby BrigitDoon » Tue Jul 28, 2009 10:31 am

wee minxy wrote:::): , hopefully yours will not be big, Brigit 8O :D

About as deep as it was long. :D

Dave wrote:I believe a term might be 'a bit of grass on the wicket'

Sticky wicket at the moment. Dilating three times a day and a tube of Aqua-Gel is sacrificed in the process.
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Re: BrigitDoon's Bomb Shelter

Postby rotten milk » Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:25 am

all the best to you brigit :)
hey, d'ye think it's ootside yir in?
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