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by **turbozutek** » Wed Jun 02, 2004 1:46 pm

Shall I post the picture of you executing your duties G-Man ?

Chris...

by **Pgcc93** » Wed Jun 02, 2004 1:57 pm

turbozutek wrote:Shall I post the picture of you executing your duties G-Man ?

Chris...

In a word Naw :!:

by **turbozutek** » Wed Jun 02, 2004 1:58 pm

Ok then.

Chris...

by **skintobalinto** » Wed Jun 02, 2004 2:05 pm

People in 9 items or less queues with more than 9 items and people in the same queues counting other peoples items under their breath and huffing when they have more than 9

That must everyone in the line.

by **DMcNay** » Wed Jun 02, 2004 2:17 pm

skintobalinto wrote:People in 9 items or less queues with more than 9 items and people in the same queues counting other peoples items under their breath and huffing when they have more than 9

That must everyone in the line.

People with more than nine items that divide it up into two loads of shopping, each less than nine. Like it counts.

People in pound shops that ask how much something is. Either genuinely or trying to be funny.

People. Just people, really....

by **AMcD** » Wed Jun 02, 2004 2:24 pm

It's not even out yet but this thing could be pretty annoying.....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/3769447.stm

I can think of many practical uses for this technology and it would be pretty cool to spell out obsenities and insults across a busy room..... But...

Imagine walking back from the bar carefully balancing three pints, and two vodkas when *wham*..... someone's mobile whacks you in the mooth after fleeing oot their hawn whilst they are trying to chat up some senga with 'flurtae text'™*. The possibilities are endless... night clubs, football matches, important business meetings.....

*how can I copyright this? :wink:

Glasgow preset chat-up lines could include, "awright doll.. I like yer Berghaus jaiket" or "I like your face, Like ma sovies?"

by **crusty_bint** » Wed Jun 02, 2004 5:31 pm

Well for me: most of the baove and the previous 2 pages! :wink:

*Hackny-cab drivers
*old people that fight you to get on the bus first
*Fanny pad adverts
*Vaginal infection (fungal or otherwise) cream adverts
*A sink full of cold water with every dish and piece of cutlery in the house and a greasy frying pan fired in as well
*People that hold one nostril closed and blow the contents of thier cranium out the other one... boggin baestrds!
*Can ring pulls that dont work
*The demolition of historically and architecturally significant buildings... A Listed or otherwise!

by **Kirsty** » Wed Jun 02, 2004 5:58 pm

Call centres.

Especially when there is no option for the question you want to ask.

Also

Floating switch card payments that hang around your account for days freezing funds and no one can tell you what they are for.
:evil:

Kirsty

by **Fossil** » Wed Jun 02, 2004 6:52 pm

-Getting a bricky the first time yer at a nude beach

-Scud Books on the top shelf.. Come on how about people in wheelchairs

-Scud books (again) now have a protective cover so no browsing (not that I did, but my mate did)

-Woman in front of you waiting for everything to be rung up THEN GETING THEIR MONEY/CARD OUT TO PAY.. Us chaps have the cash or card ready to pay at all times

-Sitting on a warm seat on a bus train or worst a toilet pan

-Looking at topless ladies on the beach then realising you’ve not got you sunglasses on.

-Admiring a nice arse from behind the realising it’s a long haired chap

-Gents bog where there’s more pish on the floor than in the urinal.. Then dropping your stash/cash/phone/hash.

-Getting a Brazilian then scratching like feck (my mate told me)

-Buy one get one free JUST GIVE US THE ITEM HALF PRICE

-Wishing you hadn’t started ….when there’s no bog roll left

-People who bring their wean in to work..FF sake. And all the wummin go AW .. Babes all look the same, faces like crumpled baw bags in the cold.

More later,

by **escotregen** » Wed Jun 02, 2004 7:09 pm

I was blissfully unaware of all the rotten, horrible, really infuriating things that annoyed me before I started following this thread - I'll never be settled and happy again

by **My Kitten** » Wed Jun 02, 2004 7:34 pm

Ive been told that people annoy me. tis true

- people who sit with their feet on the seats on trains - do they not think that someones done that where they are sitting???

- people who cant lift their feet up when walking such as those silly kitten heels shoes.

- flip flops - ugly ugly feet!

- why old people shop at lunch time when they've had all day! - cant tell im an office worker.

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by **gridrunner** » Wed Jun 02, 2004 7:43 pm

Retired people in cars, they've nowt better to do and all day to do it, and of course much safer to drive at the speed limit - 10 mph, don't these people have rearview mirrors?

by **duncan** » Wed Jun 02, 2004 7:51 pm

mobile phones, annoying/amusing/loud/testing-all-the-bluddy ringtones, txt msgs

supermarkets with 24 tills and 3 staff on

supermarkets in general (they're really evil)

by **rank_bajin** » Wed Jun 02, 2004 7:54 pm

OK, this should be fun

People that indicate wrongly at roundabouts (DIE DIE DIE)

People who write in ALL CAPS

People who delete things from the server, then blame us

People who drive with their front fog lights on (I really hate this, there's just no bloody need)

People who ask me if I'm busy when I have my headphones on at work

Just people in general actually.....

by **DMcNay** » Wed Jun 02, 2004 8:13 pm

People who talk in txt spk on forums such as this one.

People who use the phrase ":)" after every bloody sentence, like they can't stop laughing like a chimp on helium.

People who go on holiday to really hot countries and wear a nylon football shirt. Why not just wrap yourself in tinfoil? You'll be cooler. And it won't be so obvious which part of Glasgow you're from. No-one in America cares/knows who Rangers or Celtic are.......

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