Bike sex man placed on probation

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Re: Bike sex man placed on probation

Postby Doorstop » Mon Nov 19, 2007 7:12 pm

Did you shave that one before you posted it Escotregen? ::):
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Re: Bike sex man placed on probation

Postby escotregen » Mon Nov 19, 2007 7:50 pm

Aye, the auld yins ur aways ra best... as a man of your mature years knows :wink:
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Re: Bike sex man placed on probation

Postby cumbo » Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:21 am

Did he come on his bike? ::):
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Re: Bike sex man placed on probation

Postby escotregen » Tue Nov 20, 2007 8:48 am

Aye he did Cumbo... he had an ejector seat :)
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Re: Bike sex man placed on probation

Postby Fossil » Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:47 pm

.. I really dont see what the problem is. Have we not all fucked a bike in our time, non?
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Re: Bike sex man placed on probation

Postby escotregen » Tue Nov 20, 2007 2:48 pm

For goodness sakes Fossil behave yourself! My bike is a man's bike, I couldn't do anything like that to a man's.
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Re: Bike sex man placed on probation

Postby Fossil » Tue Nov 20, 2007 8:48 pm

Fossil wrote:.. I really dont see what the problem is. Have we not all fucked a bike in our time, non?


escotregen wrote:For goodness sakes Fossil behave yourself! My man's bike, I couldn't do anything like that to a man's.


were still taking about bikes aye?
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Re: Bike sex man placed on probation

Postby Mori » Tue Nov 20, 2007 9:45 pm

You Tube

Nae match for these 2 Durty auld men.
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Re: Bike sex man placed on probation

Postby escotregen » Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:08 am

Oooohh! your talking aboot bikes? :oops:
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Re: Bike sex man placed on probation

Postby Doorstop » Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:30 pm

escotregen wrote:Aye, the auld yins ur aways ra best... as a man of your mature years knows :wink:


Hrruumph! :D

Or as I recently found gracing the *ahem* adult book stand .. "Quumf!"

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Re: Bike sex man placed on probation

Postby Fossil » Wed Nov 21, 2007 3:44 pm

when the swedish guy finds out you've used that there will be trouble ::):
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Re: Bike sex man placed on probation

Postby Pgcc93 » Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:41 pm

Doorstop wrote:
Or as I recently found gracing the *ahem* adult book stand .. "Quumf!"



Sheesh! that's an old one... looks like the February 2004 issue. You should see this months QUUMF! 2007 Xmas bumper edition don't miss "Nigella's Cycling Tour of Cambridge on a Penny Farthing" whilst wearing a thong.

*contains explicit content so it's strictly for the over 18's :wink:
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Re: Bike sex man placed on probation

Postby HollowHorn » Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:47 pm

Fossil wrote:when the swedish guy finds out you've used that there will be trouble ::):

I think he's Norwegian.
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Re: Bike sex man placed on probation

Postby Fossil » Wed Nov 21, 2007 7:53 pm

HollowHorn wrote:
Fossil wrote:when the swedish guy finds out you've used that there will be trouble ::):

I think he's Norwegian.



the cuffs matched as well
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Re: Bike sex man placed on probation

Postby Doorstop » Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:04 pm

Fossil wrote:when the swedish guy finds out you've used that there will be trouble ::):


As if I'm bothered .. 'porn fights' are the least of my worries. :D
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