Bike sex man placed on probation

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Re: Bike sex man placed on probation

Postby cachmagiro » Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:24 pm

Puts a completely new slant on... "On Yer Bike Pal"
cashmagiro, wae a "S" no a "C"
....ah made a mistake when ah registered. tsk...numpty
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Re: Bike sex man placed on probation

Postby Matt Quinn » Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:45 pm

engineer wrote:i cant believe he's on the sex offenders register for this


In all seriousness, although this is an isolated case, placing people on the S.O.R. for trivia like this will eventually discredit the register. Clearly though there must be more to the story. On the face of what we've been able to glean it's hard to see exactly what offence he committed.

However, not to get too bogged down in meaningful debate, the man is obviously a CRANK, possible caught up in a disturbed CYCLE of behaviour as part and parcel of some mental illness. No doubt his sentence will help him REFLECTOR upon his actions and perhaps face the future with a better BEARING upon his position in society and FREEWHEEL towards a better future...

Of course I could be wrong and the man is a complete Cyclepath.


(yes, you're right, I'm very sad, easily amused, have no social life and the intellect and emotional maturity of an 11 year old) :D
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Re: Bike sex man placed on probation

Postby westender » Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:14 pm

glasgowken wrote:Image


For some reason I find this really quite sad :cry:

Poor old bike.

Em...How do ye have sex with a bike anyway...? It's all poles and spokes and hard cold jaggy bits and moving parts

8O
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Re: Bike sex man placed on probation

Postby bluepeterno1 » Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:54 pm

Makes you wonder what he would turn to ,if his bike was on its mensrual cy'cle :roll:
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Re: Bike sex man placed on probation

Postby rude_kid » Sat Nov 17, 2007 12:09 am

He'd prob'ab;y turn into a pedalphile.
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Re: Bike sex man placed on probation

Postby HollowHorn » Sat Nov 17, 2007 12:42 am

rude_kid wrote:He'd prob'ab;y '

Fossy, you just gave yourself away there ::):
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Re: Bike sex man placed on probation

Postby glasgowken » Sat Nov 17, 2007 12:43 am

westender wrote:
glasgowken wrote:Image


For some reason I find this really quite sad :cry:

Poor old bike.

Em...How do ye have sex with a bike anyway...? It's all poles and spokes and hard cold jaggy bits and moving parts

8O


Well if you would like to give it a new home, it's sitting in Sandyford Place Lane :)

(I also passed that wee building with the 'Venus' sign in the window :? I suddenly thought 'that looks familiar')
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Re: Bike sex man placed on probation

Postby rude_kid » Sat Nov 17, 2007 12:57 am

Were you visiting the third eye infirmary, Kenny?
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Re: Bike sex man placed on probation

Postby elgee » Sat Nov 17, 2007 1:05 am

What was actually going on there ? Surely, if you were having sex wi yer bike and the chambermaid walked in yer , ah em, eh "desire" would em, ebb ?" No ?
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Re: Bike sex man placed on probation

Postby Dexter St. Clair » Sat Nov 17, 2007 9:43 am

The cleaners forced their way in and unfortunately he pled guilty to breach of the peace. What was the procurator fiscal up to and what legal advice was guy given.

The debate continues.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7098116.stm

More than a million people have read the story on the BBC news website and it has been hotly debated on forums elsewhere.

One contributor asked: "Would they have done the same to a woman with a sex toy?
"I before E, except after C" works in most cases but there are exceptions.
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Re: Bike sex man placed on probation

Postby HollowHorn » Sat Nov 17, 2007 10:06 am

westender wrote:all poles and spokes and hard cold jaggy bits and moving parts

I think I may have dated her.
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Re: Bike sex man placed on probation

Postby glasgowken » Sat Nov 17, 2007 12:32 pm

Dexter St. Clair wrote:The cleaners forced their way in and unfortunately he pled guilty to breach of the peace. What was the procurator fiscal up to and what legal advice was guy given.


At a guess I would say the Fiscal didn't give a shit, as he pleaded guilty it was obviously an easy case, but the fact the police arrested him in the first place is ridiculous.
And whoever gave him that advice to plead guilty probably didn't care about the case either. If it was a junior lawyer in a firm you can imagine the sniggers from the rest of the office, so he or she probably just wanted rid of it.
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Re: Bike sex man placed on probation

Postby Puro_pt » Mon Nov 19, 2007 2:34 am

glasgowken wrote:
Dexter St. Clair wrote:The cleaners forced their way in and unfortunately he pled guilty to breach of the peace. What was the procurator fiscal up to and what legal advice was guy given.


At a guess I would say the Fiscal didn't give a shit, as he pleaded guilty it was obviously an easy case, but the fact the police arrested him in the first place is ridiculous.
And whoever gave him that advice to plead guilty probably didn't care about the case either. If it was a junior lawyer in a firm you can imagine the sniggers from the rest of the office, so he or she probably just wanted rid of it.


That's a thing that puzzles me... down here, even if you plead guilty, you go to trial and might even come out of it innocent! (i.e a a several years constantly beaten women, killed her husband while he assaulted here once again, she pleaded guilty of killing him and was acquited!)
Also, any confession made to the police is almost irrelevant in court (after all, the state must be able to prove that the accused is indeed guilty)
For me, a judicial system that simply accepts the plead of guilty of an accused, it isn't bothering in making justice!

I know the legal system down here ain't the best, (the criminals aren't the best too so they easily balance each other!), but then, where in the world there is a perfect legal system!
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Re: Bike sex man placed on probation

Postby Doorstop » Mon Nov 19, 2007 10:28 am

I like him ... He says "Okie Dokie!"
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Re: Bike sex man placed on probation

Postby escotregen » Mon Nov 19, 2007 1:03 pm

I heard that previously this guy went into a pub with a wee strip of tarmac. He asked the barman for a pint for himself and a whisky for the wee strip of tarmac. The barman said "are you at the wind-up?"

The guy said "sheesh, don't agravate him - he's a cyclopath"

No? :?
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