Bike sex man placed on probation

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Bike sex man placed on probation

Postby Dexter St. Clair » Thu Nov 15, 2007 1:48 am

He'd locked the door FFS. If he'd been shagging a human no problem but .

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm
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Re: Bike sex man placed on probation

Postby bcuk10 » Thu Nov 15, 2007 2:16 am

Dexter St. Clair wrote:He'd locked the door FFS. If he'd been shagging a human no problem but .

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm


I think hes holding a raleigh (RALLY) to protest his inocence :) ::):

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Re: Bike sex man placed on probation

Postby potatojunkie » Thu Nov 15, 2007 9:30 am

Hope he hasn't damaged his chopper.
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Re: Bike sex man placed on probation

Postby Sharon » Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:19 am

The BBC seem to like these stories... Im sure I saw one last week featuring a guy who was caught having sex with a pavement!?
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Re: Bike sex man placed on probation

Postby cheesemonster » Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:07 am

...which is a perfectly fine Balkan tradition!

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Re: Bike sex man placed on probation

Postby red_kola » Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:34 am

bcuk10 wrote:I think hes holding a raleigh (RALLY) to protest his inocence :) ::):

BIKE FOR SALE ONE TENDER LOVING OWNER :oops:


I wonder if he was bicexual? Still, whatever rings your bell... Image :roll:
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Re: Bike sex man placed on probation

Postby retired tiger » Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:21 pm

Stewart had denied the offence, claiming it was caused by a misunderstanding after he had too much to drink.

So he thought the bike had consented :roll:
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Re: Bike sex man placed on probation

Postby Matt Quinn » Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:31 pm

Weird to the point of being beyond weird... disturbing... more than a bit sad... but...

leeme get this straight... He was in HIS bedroom doing something to HIMSELF with an inanimate object when two women abused THEIR access to HIS private space...

....And HE wound up on a charge and ultimately on the sex-offender's register????

Just as well this didn't happen in the U.S.; they'd have sent him to the chain gang... 8O
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Re: Bike sex man placed on probation

Postby potatojunkie » Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:50 pm

retired tiger wrote:So he thought the bike had consented :roll:
Turns out it was already spoken for.
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Re: Bike sex man placed on probation

Postby bluepeterno1 » Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:39 pm

What happened to a mans house is his castle ,if he was shagging a woman or indeed a man in his room ,as dexter has already pointed out , then nothing would have been done about it.

all i can say is his bike must have been a good ride :roll:
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Re: Bike sex man placed on probation

Postby theduke » Thu Nov 15, 2007 7:02 pm

He's saddled with that reputation now.... :)
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Re: Bike sex man placed on probation

Postby glasgowken » Thu Nov 15, 2007 8:33 pm

THERE IS NO CONNECTION WHATSOEVER WITH THE SUBJECT OF THIS THREAD.
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Re: Bike sex man placed on probation

Postby DickyHart » Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:57 pm

Is this gonna be a standup fight, sir, or another bughunt?
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Re: Bike sex man placed on probation

Postby Matt Quinn » Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:48 pm

DickyHart wrote:http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/news-headlines/he-promised-to-oil-my-chain%2c-claims-abused-bike-20071115537/


Typical! Kiss and tell eh? Betcha before Christmas she'll be in one of those Halfords ads with her Sturmey-Archers hangin out!
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Re: Bike sex man placed on probation

Postby engineer » Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:18 pm

i cant believe he's on the sex offenders register for this
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