My van was parked accross the road from my flat with the front sitting at the opening to a small lane. He drove his 4x4 (a reason to hate him even more ) into the lane to lift stuff out of it but was really close to my van and proceeded to use it to rest stuff against. The woman he was dropping off clatteres the front as well as she squeezed between my van and his car
No point trying to do anything as he was in his car and off faster than I would have made it downstair.