What's Your Favourite Film One Liner?

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Postby crusty_bint » Mon Aug 06, 2007 9:18 am

"Not in here mister, this is a Mercedes!"
here i go, it's coming for me through the trees
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Postby DickyHart » Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:06 am

Arthur : Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?
Ash : Nope. Just me baby... Just me.
Is this gonna be a standup fight, sir, or another bughunt?
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Postby Schiehallion » Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:43 am

Jimmie - I can't believe this is the same car.

Mr Wolfe - Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet.
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What's Your Favourite Film One Liner?

Postby Giblets On Croute » Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:04 pm

Lloyd :Whats The soup de jour?
Waitress: Its the soup of the day
Lloyd:Mmm that sounds good, Ill have that.

Dumb and Dumber
It's business , not personal.
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Postby mrlipring » Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:44 pm

Too hard a question, this.

"Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here. This is the War Room!"
- Dr Strangelove or: How I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb


John Connor: We've got company.
Miles Dyson: Police?
Sarah Connor: How many?
John Connor: Uh, all of them, I think.
-Terminator 2


"Once I buried two Arabs in a wall over there... Facing Mecca, of course."
-Man Bites Dog


Bart: Are we awake?
Jim: We're not sure. Are we black?
Bart: Yes, we are.
Jim: Then we're awake, but very puzzled.
-Blazing Saddles

The ratio of people to cake is too big.
-Office Space
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Postby MacotheIsles » Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:22 pm

You see, in this world there's two kinds of people my friend; those with loaded guns and those who dig. You - Dig!
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Postby hazy » Mon Aug 06, 2007 4:07 pm

" If it wasn't for pick pockets I wouldn't have a sex life" Hazy.Or somebody funny and famous.
Thank you. And why not.
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Postby tobester » Mon Aug 06, 2007 4:26 pm

Doooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Homer J Simpson - The Simpsons Movie (2007)


I have now seen it 6 times
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Postby Sandpiper » Mon Aug 06, 2007 4:30 pm

No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
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Postby mr moto » Mon Aug 06, 2007 5:38 pm

you expect me to talk ? no mr bond, i expect you to die !
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Postby Chris H » Mon Aug 06, 2007 6:53 pm

DickyHart wrote:Arthur : Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?
Ash : Nope. Just me baby... Just me.


christ! I watched that a few weeks back again.

'gimme some sugar baby'

'shebitch'
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Postby McShad » Tue Aug 07, 2007 6:30 pm

McCoy - 'You don't ask the almighty for his I.D.'

Star Trek V
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Postby Dugald » Tue Aug 07, 2007 7:25 pm

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

This is a line from the 1939 film Gone with the Wind starring Clark Gable and Vivien Leigh. It was spoken by Gable, as Rhett Butler, in his last words to Scarlett O'Hara.
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Postby potatojunkie » Tue Aug 07, 2007 8:00 pm

"Nobody steps on a church in my town!"

This is a line from the 1984 film Ghost Busters starring Bill Murray and Sigourney Weaver. It was spoken by Murray, as Peter Venkman, in his first words to the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man.
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Postby Fossil » Tue Aug 07, 2007 8:08 pm

Taxi Driver

“You looking at me?”
Travis Bickle Robert De Niro
Bum tit tit bum tit tit play yer hairy banjo
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