Whats the job?

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Whats the job?

Postby gwendle » Fri Jul 06, 2007 2:03 pm

probably done before but I was wondering what everyone done for a living. (if there is an old thread I've missed, feel free to tell me).

Thought it might turn out to be interesting....maybe :wink:
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Postby Alycidon » Fri Jul 06, 2007 2:26 pm

Supplier Quality Engineer for a company that makes fork lift trucks

But I was thinking of applying for a bit of part time work http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/6276618.stm If it's going on it's going in.
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We must perform a Quirkafleeg!!!!
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Postby Doorstop » Fri Jul 06, 2007 2:45 pm

Self Employed Electrician .. in the A.M.

Pub/Nightclub security .. in the P.M.

Available for hire in either capacity. :wink:
I like him ... He says "Okie Dokie!"
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Postby nuttytigger » Fri Jul 06, 2007 3:44 pm

Professional Escort



















better than saying a student
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Postby tobester » Fri Jul 06, 2007 5:21 pm

Fishmonger

Department Manager for Morrisons



Hence any fish related jokes you see aimed at me.

BTW ive haddock with the jokes, its about time people knew their plaice, or ill shout tilipia maself, by coley i really mean it this time. The jokes really are a load of pollocks
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Postby scallopboy » Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:54 pm

tobester wrote:Fishmonger

Department Manager for Morrisons



Hence any fish related jokes you see aimed at me.

BTW ive haddock with the jokes, its about time people knew their plaice, or ill shout tilipia maself, by coley i really mean it this time. The jokes really are a load of pollocks


You forgot....

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh

How many fish can you get in a pair of tights?

2 eel
2 sole
and a wet plaice
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Postby scallopboy » Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:55 pm

As for a job, I deliver cars, otherwise known as scive as much as possible and appear to be useless at most things so I don't get asked to do it again.
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Postby McShad » Fri Jul 06, 2007 10:58 pm

Very little, lots of hours, nightshift and poor pay
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Re: Whats the job?

Postby Alex Glass » Fri Jul 06, 2007 11:53 pm

gwendle wrote:probably done before but I was wondering what everyone done for a living. (if there is an old thread I've missed, feel free to tell me).

Thought it might turn out to be interesting....maybe :wink:


Nice thread gwendle ;)

I don't think I've seen one before but most of the Mods appear to be on holiday as it would have been shut down within two posts.

Btw you didn't tell us what you do. ;)

:) :) :) :) :)
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Postby gwendle » Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:32 am

ha ha sorry about that. I'm a radiographer. It has it moments :evil: :P
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Postby elgee » Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:37 am

Gwendle, I feel sure I have met you . Which hosptal are you based in. I am a nurse.
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Postby gwendle » Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:38 am

Hairmyres. Yourself?
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Postby elgee » Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:46 am

never been there as a nurse.
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Postby dazza » Sat Jul 07, 2007 1:44 am

elgee wrote:never been there as a nurse


That's a bit vague after gwendle telling us where they work. C'mon elgee... spill.

Alex Glass wrote:I don't think I've seen one before but most of the Mods appear to be on holiday as it would have been shut down within two posts.


Actually, it has been covered before. Twice!

http://www.hiddenglasgow.com/forums/vie ... php?t=2279
http://www.hiddenglasgow.com/forums/vie ... php?t=2398
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Postby cybers » Sat Jul 07, 2007 4:08 am

Courier to the legal profession...
If you done it and they heard about it but you pled not guilty....Etc Etc
I am the guy that does the donkey work through the night while your lawyer and the PF decides who's round it is and what your paying for it....
If cheese gets mouldy you throw it out...
Why buy it mouldy in the first place ?
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