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Postby glasgowken » Sun May 20, 2007 11:14 pm

I'll buy some chloroform just in case.
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Postby scallopboy » Sun May 20, 2007 11:15 pm

glasgowken wrote:I'll buy some chloroform just in case.


Don't get the glass bottled stuff, in case you drop it in an enclosed space! ::):
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Postby dougie79 » Mon May 21, 2007 9:46 am

sitting on the sofa with lemsip and my duvet, im not a well boy :-(
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Postby scallopboy » Mon May 21, 2007 9:56 am

dougie79 wrote:sitting on the sofa with lemsip and my duvet, im not a well boy :-(


You got a touch of the summer snuffly sneezles too Image Nice to know I'm not the only one. :cry:
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Postby cheesylion » Mon May 21, 2007 10:22 am

glasgowken wrote:
scallopboy wrote:Playing the game Orgasm Girl http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/180106


Ach it's just a tease. I've been trying to get her knickers off for half an hour :x


I got her drawers off but it wasn't pretty, I think she maybe cut herself shaving!! 8O
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Postby dougie79 » Mon May 21, 2007 10:41 am

Yeah im not a happy boy, my work wont let me in because its a hospital just incase I give some 200 year old granny the cold. Nice to know you care ;-) Well back to morning tv and lemsips 8O
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Postby glasgowken » Mon May 21, 2007 11:28 am

cheesylion wrote:
glasgowken wrote:
scallopboy wrote:Playing the game Orgasm Girl http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/180106


Ach it's just a tease. I've been trying to get her knickers off for half an hour :x


I got her drawers off but it wasn't pretty, I think she maybe cut herself shaving!! 8O


Razor burn ?
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Postby cheesylion » Mon May 21, 2007 11:54 am

glasgowken wrote:
cheesylion wrote:
glasgowken wrote:
scallopboy wrote:Playing the game Orgasm Girl http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/180106


Ach it's just a tease. I've been trying to get her knickers off for half an hour :x


I got her drawers off but it wasn't pretty, I think she maybe cut herself shaving!! 8O


Razor burn ?


No

What appears to be a red wound instead of "lady bits"! 8O
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Postby scallopboy » Mon May 21, 2007 12:35 pm

Eating a chocolate creamy doughnut and drinking American Cream Soda ice cream float as part of a healthy balanced diet
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Postby eltor2ga » Mon May 21, 2007 5:08 pm

I'm just back from a day at Windsor Castle. Not, I hasten to add out of personal interest. It was work..................honest.

It was quite interesting though, even for an unreformed socialist republican like myself. Couldn't help noticing how many of the "treasures" were actually stolen.

They should rename the State Apartments the Stash Apartments :twisted:
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Postby Graham » Mon May 21, 2007 6:30 pm

Isn't the answer to this always going to be "posting drivel on HG"?

and how did that slip by????


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Why the hell have you got a replica skull collection??????
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Postby Peekay » Mon May 21, 2007 6:42 pm

eltor2ga wrote:I'm just back from a day at Windsor Castle. Not, I hasten to add out of personal interest. It was work..................honest.

It was quite interesting though, even for an unreformed socialist republican like myself. Couldn't help noticing how many of the "treasures" were actually stolen.

They should rename the State Apartments the Stash Apartments :twisted:


I wouldn't worry too much about a few baubles. For all intents and purposes they stole half the globe!

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Postby Field Marshall Shug » Mon May 21, 2007 8:16 pm

Throwing Weetabix out of a window...I'm a cereal killer...geddit?
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Postby Graham » Mon May 21, 2007 8:22 pm

Field Marshall Shug wrote:Throwing Weetabix out of a window...I'm a cereal killer...geddit?


The skull post had me thinking that already. You'll be adding that old classic "How can I forget you when your head's still in my fridge" to your band's repetoire next :roll:
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Postby Field Marshall Shug » Mon May 21, 2007 8:59 pm

The skull collection does not relate to real skulls, not since the James Hamilton Academy in Kilmarnock stole my ram's skull.

Skull 1 in my collection is wooden and has Keltic designs, while skull 2 is made of resin with Keltic symbology. Skull 3 is a small crystal skull. If you have not read about the mysteries of the crystal skulls I can recommend you do.
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